Helen of Troy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Troy’s Attention Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	288
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Helen of Troy would be jealous of the attention you’ll get! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it, he’s been practicing his building skills just to impress the other players.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a creeper join our Discord voice chat and everyone just laughed it off. Who knew creepers had such a great sense of humor?

3. The server owner once built a rollercoaster that went through the Nether and back. It was so intense, even the Ghasts were screaming in excitement.

4. We have a secret underground base that is said to hold the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Helen of Troy ain’t got nothing on us!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

2004, Achilles, ancient greece, brad pitt, Cinema, controversy, Epic, film, greek mythology, Haram, HECTOR, Helen of Troy, historical fiction, Hollywood, Minecraft, Movie, Mythology, Paris, smp, Trojan War, troy, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Items Found:	2617
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

RiasCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Beautiful, COSPLAY, Crimson-haired., Demon, Devil, FANTASY, harem, High School DxD, Issei Hyoudou, Manga, Minecraft, oppai, Powerful, Queen, red hair, Rias Gremory, RiasCraft, schoolgirl, seductive, Server, STRONG, Supernatural

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8484
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most devilishly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on Rias Gremory for a wild ride through the underworld, where you’ll battle demons, build epic castles, and maybe even make a deal with the devil himself (just kidding…or are we?).

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters, like a talking creeper who tells terrible jokes and a zombie pigman who’s secretly a master chef. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat.

But the real reason to join Rias Gremory? Our legendary treasure hunt, where players search for the fabled diamond sword of doom that can slay any mob with a single swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself (we’re not responsible for any unintended consequences).

So come on down to Rias Gremory, where the only thing scarier than the monsters under your bed is missing out on all the fun!

KirbyCraft Minecraft Server

Cave Story mod demo, Elfilisanon, kirby, Kirby anime, Kirby anime booklet, Kirby anime translations, Kirby artwork, kirby games, Kirby news, Kirby novel translations, Kirby novels, Kirby pixel world, Kirby soundtrack, Kirby Twitter, Kirby website, Kirby wiki, Kirby writefag, Kirby’s Dipshit Gang, Kirby’s Dream General, KirbyCraft, Minecraft, Server, Shinya Kumazaki

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – #151: Kirby’s Dipshit Gang Edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Kirby-themed shenanigans and tomfoolery. Ever wanted to build a giant Kirby statue made entirely out of pink wool? Well, now’s your chance!

Our server is home to the most insane and outlandish stories you’ll ever hear. Rumor has it that one player built an entire rollercoaster that launches you into Dream Land, where you can ride on the backs of Waddle Dees and inhale enemies like Kirby himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure trove of rare Kirby memorabilia. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll embark on as you explore our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of Kirby’s Dipshit Gang. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in the best way possible). Let’s make Minecraft even more absurd and hilarious together!

BroGfPeaceProtectFail

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, baby growth, baby nutrition, baby size, big baby, breastfeeding in public, BroGfPeaceProtectFail, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, family tension, parenting, sibling conflict, sibling relationships

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8173	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my big ass baby? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you feel like a giant among babies (literally).

Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.

We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.

So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

breakdown, Chaos, chaos theory, Crafty, Crisis, Disorder, escalating, Frenzy, MAYHEM, Meltdown, Minecraft, out of control, OVERWHELMING, Pandemonium, runaway, Server, Snowballing, Spiraling, Tipping Point, Tumult, unchecked, uncontrollable, unmanageable

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Farms Harvested:	209
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	712882
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9191
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the chaos never stops? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is like a wild west town, but instead of cowboys, we have creepers running around causing mayhem.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest filled with dancing llamas. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits!

CraftyCritics

book reviews, CraftyCritics, critical thinking, cultural criticism, entertainment industry, film criticism, film industry, literary criticism, media analysis, Media consumption, Media influence, overhyped movies, overrated books, overrated movies, overrated novels, overrated television shows, overrated TV shows, pop culture critique., popular culture, television industry, TV show critique

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a zombie villager!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrot, then you might regret it a little bit).

ParentalBlendCraft

Communication, Dna, family, family resemblance, family traits, genetics, Hereditary, inherited traits, ParentalBlendCraft, parents, resemblance, Sound, speaking, Speech, Traits, vocal characteristics, vocal cords, vocal genetics, vocal patterns, vocal qualities, VOICE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a mix of ur parents voices like some crazy genetic experiment gone wrong lol. imagine talking in chat and sounding like ur mom and dad at the same time, it’s wild. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. u can ride the llamas and have a llama parade around spawn, it’s lit. also, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains diamonds instead of lettuce. who wouldn’t want to join a server with a taco that gives u bling bling? come join us and experience the weirdest and most hilarious minecraft server ever created.

SupernaLuna2.0: Where the moon is made of cheese and creepers wear top hats! Java 1.21

adult community, Cheese, Cosmetic Ranks, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Features, Griefing, hats, java, Jobs, launched, MCMMO, Moon, Plugins, PvP, Rtp, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, shopping district, smp, SupernaLuna2.0, Top, Veinminer, Warps, wear

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	291501	Buildings Constructed:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Votes:	1969
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Supernaluna SMP Season 2 Overview

Launch Date	07/06/24
Minecraft Server	Play.Supernaluna.Com
Discord	https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for new players to kick off the new season.

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
Consensual PvP
No X-ray, Hacked Clients, or Item Duping
No Hate Speech

Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord with any questions.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	Yes, certain items like TNT are restricted to prevent griefing.
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP provided.

BreadWaifu’s Minecraft Server

3d, Akari, Bread, BreadWaifus, Claim, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Images, insults, Kill pass, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, Server, Trash, waifu

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can claim your very own Waifu or Husbando! But beware, if someone else has already claimed your dream anime partner, you’ll have to find someone else to simp for.

We have strict rules against stealing, unless you roll trips of course. And remember, only one claim per person – we don’t want any harem drama here.

RP and ERP are allowed, but please keep it private. And insults must be original – we don’t want any recycled trash talk here.

Joining our server means a reserved place in hell, but don’t worry, it’s a fun hell with lots of lava and creepers. And if you’re a 3D lover, well, we have to break it to you – 3D is almost always trash.

So come join us for a wild ride of claiming Waifus, dodging insults, and exploring the depths of Minecraft. Just remember, if you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get involved and have some fun!

Minecraft server: ‘/fglt/ – Friendly Gaming Linux Tribe’

break out of the botnet, command line, copypasta collection, distro, dual boot, fglt, free software, Friendly, games, Gaming, gnu/linux, irc, learn, linux, mailing lists, Minecraft, Previous thread, Programs, Resources, Server, terminal commands, Thread, Tribe, virtual machine, Website

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences. But beware, this server is so friendly, you might just get blown up by the sheer kindness of our community!

Join us and learn how to install a GNU/Linux distribution in a Virtual Machine, boot directly into a live image, or go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux. Need help? Just check our list of resources, or dive into the world of free software projects with active mailing lists. And if you’re feeling lost, just remember: $ man %command%, $ info %command%, $ %command% -h/–help, $ help %builtin/keyword% – the possibilities are endless!

Not sure where to start? Check out our Wikis, including the one on GNU/Linux that will blow your mind. Want to know what distro to choose? We’ve got you covered. Looking for cool programs or terminal commands? We’ve got those too. And if you’re ready to break out of the botnet, we’ve got the resources you need to set yourself free.

But wait, there’s more! Join our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for even more laughs and shenanigans. And don’t forget to check out our website and copypasta collection for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a GNU/Linux master in no time!

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

#venting, Asshole, Childhood, Conflict, Controlling, DadNeedsHelp, Divorce, family, Father, Help, home, inflation, Job, Lawyer, Lazy, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Retirement, Sell, Server, Trauma

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	107
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	614
Ores Mined:	7002	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with lazy, controlling parents.

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of it being taken away by a dad who refuses to lift a finger. Our server is a safe space for those looking to break free from toxic family dynamics and start fresh in a virtual world.

We offer a variety of mini-games and challenges to distract you from the chaos of real life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic house on the server, you’ll attract a wealthy player who will buy it from you for a ridiculous amount of in-game currency.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our players who understand the struggle of dealing with a lazy, controlling parent.