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BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Void Armor Forged:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	5972	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magic Items Found:	2855
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ores Mined:	532	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4790	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1997	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Items Found:	3409
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!