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TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	5888	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	2554
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.

RespawnHeroes

Bravery, Commitment, danger, Dedication, Duty, emergency responders, Firefighters, health, Heroes, Honor, perseverance, Protection, resilience, RespawnHeroes, Risk, sacrifice, Safety, Selflessness, service, soldiers, work

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Star Shards Collected:	96
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Towns Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

so like, this server is like being a soldier or firefighter but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and fight off creepers and zombies like a total hero. u can build epic bases and protect your friends from the evil mobs. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with way more fun and less actual danger. join this server if u wanna be a minecraft warrior and show everyone how tough u really are. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so that’s a bonus. come on, join us and be a hero in the world of blocks and pixels.

Team PVP

Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Grab your unlimited P4 set and jump down in the arena.

Our goal is just to have fun and practice in PVP.

Come to play.EkipPVP.com immediately and start improving your PVP.

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SpiritGG: Where fishing contests are taken more seriously than your actual job

Actual, battle, bedrock, Casual, Community, Contests, Discord, Enchants, Factories, Fishing, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Job, Minecraft, mobs, Other, PORT, PvE, Server, skins, smp, SpiritGG, Towny, VOICE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ores Mined:	4131
Dimension Hops:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to SpiritGG!

Features:
🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends!
🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907
👼 Create resources with Factories!
🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards!
⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels!
🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out!
👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters!
💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com

VERSION: 1.20.X

DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: play.spiritgg.com and port 26907
Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server?	You will need Minecraft version 1.20.X to join.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, there are various features such as Towny SMP, Fishing Contests, Custom Enchants, and more!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

Alright, I was trying to walk away from this and look the other SMP

#sexualassault, allegation, ALRIGHT, Awareness, Coincidence, Conspiracy, controversy, drugged, gawrgura, hololive, investigation, Justice, Party, raped, rumor, scandal, smp, socialmedia, speculation, Victim, Vtuber, walk

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Alright, listen up fellow gamers, because you won’t believe the wild adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP! Rumor has it that our resident player, Gawr Gura, was not only drugged but also RAPED at a party in the game! Can you believe it? Who would do such a thing in Minecraft, of all places?

But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.

And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!

SonSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bullying, Childhood, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deodorant, discipline, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, Friends, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal hygiene, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Server, SonSavage, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of smelling like a sweaty pig in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about stinking up the place again! Just like Dylan’s friends, our players will let you know if you need to freshen up. But don’t worry, we won’t make you cry like Dylan did, we’ll just laugh and point fingers until you finally use deodorant. Our server is the perfect place to learn important life lessons, like personal hygiene and not being a stinky gamer. Join now and smell the difference!

OatmealGateCraft

7-hour-old oatmeal, aita, breakfast tray, calling out, cancerous tumor, chocolate chips, coffee, dad’s wife, digestive tract, diner, elderly man, Feeding, fresh food, hospital breakfast, hospital dinner, liquid diet, nurse assistant, nurse station, oatmeal, OatmealGateCraft, pain management, protein shake, puerto rican food, rice and beans, spiteful, surgery

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Holy Grails Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	4301
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the Creepers and the Endermen!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Nurse and the Wife over who gets to feed your Dad old oatmeal. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun, then look no further. Join our server today and let the madness begin!