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HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP

alternative history, ancient civilizations, famous figures, funny, HistoricalFails, History, humor, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical events, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, hypothetical social media, idiotic posts, internet humor, Minecraft, ridiculous posts, satire, silly, smp, social media, time periods, time travel, what if

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	163	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2752	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old history books? Want to see what really went down in the past? Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate iconic moments in history with a hilarious twist! Watch as Julius Caesar tries to take a selfie with Brutus before getting backstabbed, or see Cleopatra accidentally tweet out her secret love letters to Mark Antony. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history like never before – join us now for a laugh riot! #TimeTravelTuesdays #HistoricalHilarity

BlockyBabesAndDudes

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, attraction, BlockyBabesAndDudes, characteristics, Communication, Companionship, Differences, emotional connection, gender, long term partnership, love, opposite sex, physical traits, Qualities, relationships, Respect, romance, Similarities, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6722	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find your Minecraft soulmate? Look no further, because on our server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Imagine meeting your future partner while battling creepers or building a castle together. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential dates? Join now and swipe right on your next blocky romance!

ThreadbareCraft

#sustainability, clothing, Clothing (Industry), clothing consumption, clothing habits, clothing manufacturing, clothing production, clothing sustainability, clothing trends, clothing waste, consumerism, environmental impact, ethical fashion, fashion, fast fashion, overproduction, slow fashion, sustainable fashion, textile industry, ThreadbareCraft, Waste

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	80
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Buildings Constructed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

so, like, u kno how humans r always makin clothes and stuff? well, wat if we just stopped? like, right now. we have soooo much clothing already, we could probly go for like, several generations without makin any more. so, like, join our minecraft server and u can be part of this epic experiment to see if we really need all this clothing or if we can just chill in our undies all day. plus, we have like, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. it’s gonna be lit, bro. so come join us and let’s see how long we can go without making any new clothes. #nakedminecraftparty

24YAMS – Almost Vanilla – Soft Opening

24YAMS, Almost Vanilla, Almostvanilla, Daily Rewards, Dedicated Staff, Environment, FAMILY-FRIENDLY COMMUNITY, Griefprevention, Land Claims, Landclaim, long-term support, minecraft server, smp, soft opening, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4200
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6914
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

24YAMS – Soft Opening – An almost vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on long term support. We’re a family-friendly community with dedicated staff. Build up your environment with daily rewards, land claims, and more!

50.20.205.188

Welcome to Rencorner’s Minecraft Chaos! Prepare for PVE chaos, cross platform shenanigans, and more fun than a slime-filled shopping spree!

bedrock edition, Chaos, Creative, Cross, crossplay, CrystamaeHistoria, Custom Enderdragon World Boss, Economy, FluffyMachines, FoxyMachines, Fun, Infinity Expansion, java edition, MCMMO, Minecraft, Network, Platform, Prepare, PvE, Quests, Rencorners, RPG, SF4, SFCalc, Shenanigans, Shop, shopping, Skill/Perk systems, Skyblock, slimefilled, SlimeTinker, spree, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Server Address🔌:	mc.rencorner.co
Java Edition Port 💻:	25565
Bedrock Edition Port 📱🎮:	19132

Website:	Rencorner.co
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gxHue2Greb

Server Features

New Updated to support the latest Minecraft 1.21 features and backwards compatible with clients down to 1.17!
Small Friendly Community
Unique Gameplay
Earn Flight Time Server
Enhancements on the Vanilla Experience
Slimefun + Addons
Plot (Creative) + Skyblock + RPG servers also available to play on our Network!

FAQ

1. Can I play on this server using both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports Java & Bedrock Crossplay, allowing players from all platforms to connect and play together.

2. Are older Minecraft versions supported on this server?

Yes, older Minecraft versions released in the last 3 years are fully supported on our server.

3. How can I earn flight time on the server?

You can earn flight time through daily logins and voting for the server.

4. What unique gameplay features does this server offer?

Our server offers a blend of Vanilla and Modded Gameplay to keep the game interesting, along with economy, McMMO, Shop, Quests, Skill/Perk systems, Slimefun + Addons, and a Custom Enderdragon World Boss for a unique survival experience.

5. Can I play on other game modes besides survival on this server?

Yes, in addition to survival, we also offer Plot (Creative), Skyblock, and RPG servers for players to enjoy.

AngryCommentSection Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, AngryCommentSection, Anime, Backlash, comment section, controversy, crnchyrll, cross dressing, cultural norms, Diversity, Gender Identity, hate, internet culture, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, New trend, Online Community, Outrage, Server, Shut down, social media

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	145
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar high. Our server is so wild that it made people so angry they shut down the comment section on crnchyrll!

But why, you ask? Because we have cross dressing anime characters roaming around, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

DeepRaputaSMP: Chapter11

action, Adventure, Chapter 11, Chapter11, DEEP RAPUTA, DeepRaputaSMP, digital manga, FANTASY, japanese manga, Manga, manga chapter, manga online viewer, MANGA Plus, Manga Reading, manga series, manga updates, manga website, online manga, read manga online, SHONEN, shueisha, VIEWER

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3613	Zombie Dances:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	585	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Why are they wearing top hats, you ask? Because on this server, chickens are the ruling class and they demand respect in the form of fashionable headwear.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the chicken overlords. Will you join forces with the llamas or stay loyal to the chickens? The choice is yours (but let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a llama wearing a monocle?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a little bit of chaos (okay, a lot of chaos). Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining!).

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

AirBnBs, baby-friendly, camping trip, destination wedding, elderly family members, event hosting, fancy hotel, Friends, group campsite, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, mini summer camp, non-traditional, selfish, Server, short term rental, summer camp vibe, traditional wedding, Unconventional, vocal personalities, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	51
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a wedding every day! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the ultimate destination for all your wedding needs.

Imagine a world where you can have a camping wedding, just like the one described above. We have group campsites, short-term rentals, and even a mini summer camp vibe.

But wait, there’s more! We have friends who are mad that they can’t bring their babies to the wedding, friends who hate camping but are forced to “make them camp”, and friends who just want a fancy hotel experience. It’s a drama-filled adventure that you won’t want to miss.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the chaos and hilarity of a wedding every day? Join now and be a part of our unconventional, yet unforgettable, Minecraft wedding world.

SneakerScrubKitchenSink

basic hygiene, breach of hygiene, clean preference, cleanliness, cross-contamination, egg brush, exaggerated ew factor, food preparation, Food Safety, household chores, household disagreements, husband, hygiene, kitchen sink, outside cleaning, personal boundaries, relationship conflicts, sanitation, SNEAKERS, SneakerScrubKitchenSink

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	122	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy gossip and outrageous stories just like this one!

Join our server and experience the thrill of using a special brush for washing eggs, only to have your sneaky husband use it to scrub his dirty sneakers in the kitchen sink! But wait, there’s more – he claims he can sanitize it like a pro because he worked in wastewater treatment! Who knew cleaning shoes could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, we’ve got all the drama you need to keep you entertained. From using toothbrushes to clean toilets and then brushing your teeth with them, to arguing about basic hygiene with your significant other, our server is full of wild and wacky adventures.

So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to bring your own egg brush and leave your dirty sneakers at home!

SecretSMPBFFS

concealed emotions, Hidden Depths, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost secrets Unrevealed facts, innermost thoughts, intimate confessions Unknown aspects, intimate thoughts, personal confessions, personal revelations, personal revelations Confidential information, private musings Deep secrets, private revelations Secret confessions, private thoughts Untold stories, Secrets, SecretSMPBFFS, undisclosed details, undisclosed details Private revelations, undisclosed emotions, undisclosed feelings, undisclosed feelings Hidden truths, undisclosed truths Concealed feelings

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano! Our community is full of players with hidden talents and mysterious pasts just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows, maybe your best friend on the server is actually a secret master builder or a redstone genius in disguise! Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the juiciest secrets and create unforgettable memories in our wild and unpredictable world. Join now and let the madness begin!