| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3091 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 178 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4553 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7285 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 104 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2697 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9373 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2162 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 161 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5514 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5732 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 438 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 140 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 681 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 2936 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 187 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
