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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7069 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
