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CuntHeight Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

ShortyCraft: Where we measure leadership by height!

country leader, Government, height, height analysis, height comparison, height data, height perception, height statistics, leader attributes, leadership, leadership qualities, Measure, Measurement, national leader, physical appearance, political figure, political leader, public figure, ShortyCraft, stature, Tall, world leader

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing tall is the grass? Well, look no further because on our server, the height of your country’s leader determines your rank! That’s right, if your leader is taller than a giraffe on stilts, you’ll be ruling the server in no time! Join now for a chance to build your way to the top…literally!

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	7320
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Star Shards Collected:	276
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	New Chunks Explored:	696359
Buildings Constructed:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	651315

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3447
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Towns Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient, antique, charming, collectible, Doll, DollCraft, Elegant, FARTED, funny, German, Handmade, Minecraft, Musical, quirky, rare, Server, Stream, Toy, Traditional, Unique, vintage, Violin, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

NashThreads Minecraft Server

Boring, Bryan Danielson, gay black man, ignored Nash threads, Manifested, meme dead, meme growth, Minecraft, Monitoring, NashThreads, planned, raped, samefag, samefagging, Server, viral, Waste of time

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1980, Assassination, beatles, Creepercraft, crime, December 8, Fans, History, iconic musician, Impact, John Lennon, Legacy, Loss, Mark David Chapman, memorial, Minecraft, Music, new york city, pop culture, Remembrance, senseless act, Server, The Dakota, tragic event

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!

BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition

Acting, adaptation, BaeCraft, Body, body swap, challenge, Communication, cover story, Deception, disguise, Edition, Empathy, impersonation, job performance, Masquerade, pretending, relationships, role reversal, secret identity, Significant Other, Stealthy, Swap, Understanding, work

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swap bodies with your significant other and try to navigate their daily routine? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience a similar level of confusion and chaos as you try to “wing it” through a day in their virtual world!

Join our server and see if you can survive a day in the shoes (or blocky feet) of your partner. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, you’ll have to think fast and adapt to your new surroundings. Can you make it through without getting called out for being an imposter? Only time will tell!

So come on, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive a day in someone else’s blocky body. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself in the process!

TipsyTeenHippocampus

addiction, Adolescent alcohol use, adolescent behavior, alcohol consumption, alcohol use, brain development, brain imaging, Cannabis use, cognitive function, emotional regulation, hippocampal structure, hippocampal volumes, longitudinal study, Memory, mental health, neurological effects, neuroscience, research, substance abuse, TipsyTeenHippocampus, young adulthood

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ores Mined:	1651	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!

And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!