New Minecraft Servers 2025

HEEEEEEEEELL Minecraft Servers

HEEEEEEEEELL Minecraft Servers

  • CraftySpamAI Minecraft Server

    CraftySpamAI Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5154
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Potions Brewed: 147 Emeralds Found: 6405
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 202 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than google search? joinin dis epic minecraft server! we got AI spam dat ranks ABOVE original reporting in news results. yah, u heard dat right. u can b part of sumthin so cray cray dat even google wud b jelly. come join us n experience da wackiness for urself. who needs google wen u got us, amirite? #minecraft4lyfe #AIspamFTW

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCruiseBan

    CraftyCruiseBan
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8950
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Animals Bred: 86 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like being in amsterdam but without all the overtourism? well, do i have the server for u! we banned cruise ships from spawning in our world cuz they were causing too much chaos and lagging the server. now u can build ur own virtual amsterdam without all the pesky tourists getting in ur way. join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

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  • TipCraft: Where We Tip More Than Just Waiters!

    TipCraft: Where We Tip More Than Just Waiters!
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 6669
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

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    so like, imagine a minecraft server where every time you tip a waiter in the game, you get like, superpowers or something. but not just any superpowers, like the ability to fly on a giant chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt. and if you don’t tip, you get cursed with bad luck and have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week.

    plus, there’s this secret underground society of physios who will give you massages in exchange for diamonds. but watch out, some of them are actually evil witches in disguise and will turn you into a frog if you don’t pay up.

    oh, and the cab drivers in this server are all llamas who can teleport you to different dimensions. but be careful, some of them are really bad at driving and will crash you into a mountain or something.

    and don’t even get me started on the cashiers. they’re all zombies who will only accept emeralds as payment. but if you manage to make them laugh, they’ll give you a discount on enchanted weapons and armor.

    so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft server where tipping is the key to success, then come join us! just be prepared for some crazy adventures and maybe a few chicken suits along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShroomCraft: Psychedelic Adventures

    ShroomCraft: Psychedelic Adventures
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3319
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to trip balls in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered cuz we got dem new species of psychoactive mushrooms straight from southern africa! join us and explore a whole new world of colors and shapes in minecraft like u never seen before. who needs diamonds when u can have a psychedelic adventure, amirite? come join da fun and let’s get weird together!

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  • Nations SIMP – So Many Potatoes {1.21+} Apply within for spudtacular fun!

    Nations SIMP – So Many Potatoes {1.21+} Apply within for spudtacular fun!
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 6951
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Towns Built: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5936 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nations SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Information
    IP Address 147.185.221.20:36863
    Dynmap http://147.185.221.20:48696/
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

    Welcome to the Nations SMP, we run an Earth Server and are actively looking for players to join our SMP. Our server has a 1:1500 ratio, which means there is a (24576 x 12288 blocks) of land to explore and build on. You can create nations, rule the world, or live peacefully – it’s your choice!

    For the rules, please join our discord server and read the #info channel for more information. Breaking the rules will result in a ban.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP Address provided in Minecraft (147.185.221.20:36863).
    Is it a vanilla server or are there mods? It is a vanilla server with no mods.
    Can I create a nation on the server? Yes, you can create nations on the server and even rule the world if you wish.
    What happens if I break the rules? If you break the rules, you will be banned from the server.

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  • MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server

    MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 6752
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadBoss of this Gym Edition, where you can flex your creative muscles and show off your…um…unique skills.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

    NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 9458
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Alien Abductions: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

    Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

    And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

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  • BlockyLoveNotAllowed

    BlockyLoveNotAllowed
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 9217
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 464 Dragon Eggs Found: 8043
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old weddings? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous wedding of all time!

    Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!

    But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!

    Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!

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  • Minecraft Matchmaker Server

    Minecraft Matchmaker Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 3931
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

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