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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9330 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
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