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Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ores Mined:	3179
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	1809	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magic Items Found:	2142	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1557
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Votes:	1370	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

aggression, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, inhumane, international relations, Military, missile attack, peacekeeping efforts, Political, RETALIATION, Russian Christmas Day, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7203	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Void Armor Forged:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.