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LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Conservatives, Heckin’ wholesome, Import ten million brownpipo, LiberalCraft, Liberals, Line must go up, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	161
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the chaos is as wild as a creeper explosion! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.

2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

arachnids, Biodiversity, corn oak, CraftyFacts, Europe, export, folklore, History, Iberian Peninsula, Macrothele calpeiana, Mediterranean, middle ages, Minecraft, North Morocco, olive oil trade, olive tree, Phoenicians, Server, South Italy, Spanish funnel-web spider, Spiders, TARANTULAS, Trade

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can explore the Iberian Peninsula and discover the mysterious world of Spanish funnel-web spiders! Rumor has it that these spiders were actually exported to South Italy and North Morocco during the Middle Ages through olive oil trade – talk about a spicy shipment!

Join us on this server to embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the Macrothele calpeiana and their natural habitat in the corn oak forests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon ancient phoenician olive trees that hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures!

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with arachnid antics and olive oil escapades, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the fun begin!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

brother’s fiancé, conservative family, conservative relatives, dress choice, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Values, opinionated, Warning, wedding advice, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my brother’s fiancée’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s as revealing as a low-cut dress, with twists and turns that will make your jaw drop like a thigh-high slit!

Our server is so sheer and transparent, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Just like the reactions from our conservative family members at the wedding, our server is full of opinionated players who will keep you on your toes.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like the concerned family member who gently suggested a dress change. We’ll warn you of any potential drama and make sure you’re prepared for the unexpected.

So come join us on our server, where you can wear whatever you want and control your own destiny. Just like the bride-to-be, it’s your special day to do as you please. And if anyone tries to rain on your parade, we’ll be there to defend your right to game in style. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the outrageous fun begin!

Donut-free Minecraft Server

avocado toast, breakfast cookies, chia pudding, coworker treats, Donutfree, energy balls, fruit platter, granola bars, healthy breakfast, homemade treats, Minecraft, nut butter toast, nutritious options, oatmeal cups, office snacks, protein bars, Server, smoothie station, trail mix, veggie platter, whole grain muffins, workplace wellness, yogurt parfait

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1579
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Forget about donuts, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual world is filled with magical donut trees that grow donuts of all flavors and sizes. Want a bacon maple donut? We got it. How about a unicorn sprinkle donut? Yep, we have those too. And the best part? You can share these delicious virtual treats with your coworkers without any guilt or calories! So say goodbye to boring old donuts and hello to a world of sugary goodness in our Minecraft server. Join now and start snacking on some pixelated pastries!

CraftyCubicleCo

bad employer, career, company policies, corporate culture, CraftyCubicleCo, Employee morale, employment, Job, job satisfaction, job security, job stress, leadership, Management, mistreatment, negative experience, toxic environment, unethical practices, work conditions, work experience, Workplace, worst company

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	593
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of working for terrible companies in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity. Our server is run by a group of deranged villagers who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things running (sort of).

Forget about dealing with incompetent bosses and annoying coworkers – on our server, the only people you have to worry about are the creepers trying to blow you up and the zombies trying to eat your brains. Plus, our virtual office comes with unlimited snacks (in the form of virtual carrots and potatoes) and a dress code that consists of whatever pixelated armor you can scavenge from the wilderness.

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you’ll survive the night. Join our Minecraft server today and start living the cubical-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

PilgrimPanic Minecraft Server

Attack, bus, CASUALTIES, Jammu and Kashmir, Minecraft, PilgrimPanic, pilgrims, Reasi, Server, Shooting, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism casualties, terrorism in India, terrorism in Jammu and Kashmir, terrorism incident, terrorism news, terrorism shooting, terrorism victims, terrorism violence, terrorist attack, tragic event, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	160
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

CraftyPutin2020

Agreement, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, France, global politics, international relations, kyiv, Macron, Moscow, Négotiation, peace talks, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, summit, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where biden and macron are teaming up to use russian assets for ukraine…wait, what? that’s right, you heard it here first folks. our server is so lit that even world leaders are getting in on the action. imagine building your own virtual wall to protect your pixelated village while biden and macron strategize with putin in the background. it’s like a political drama meets minecraft extravaganza. don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a wild ride of international diplomacy and blocky adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate peace treaties with creepers.

CardCraftersUnited

appreciation, CardCraftersUnited, Communication, Connection, daily gestures, every day, friendship, Gratitude, greetings cards, handwritten notes, Happiness, joy, Kindness, love, relationships, Sending, snail mail, spreading love, Surprise, Thoughtful gestures, thoughtful gifts, Week

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds and obsidian. the creepers here are trained to breakdance instead of explode, so you can party with them all night long.

we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.

every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Only Vanilla Ice Cream allowed, no toppings! The blandest Minecraft server around. Videos included.

Allowed, Blandest, Coreprotect, cream, Custom, Darksouls, Discord, Dungeons, Dupe Protect, EVANIA, Gated World Types, Griefing Protected, Ice, Included, Inventory Protect, java, Magic Items, Minecraft, Monsters, Opened, Other, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Soundtracks, Today, toppings, Vanilla, Videos, Voice Vacinity, Worldguard

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	935	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Server Name	EVANIA.ONLINE
Server Type	SMP
Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Hand Crafted Dungeons/DarkSouls Type Battles, Custom + Vanilla Mobs, Multiple Magic+Custom Items, In-Game Soundtracks, Multiple Gated World Types
Protection	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.

2. What makes this server different from others?

Our server offers hand-crafted dungeons, DarkSouls type battles, custom monsters, and a unique gameplay experience that sets it apart from other servers.

3. Are there any protections in place to prevent griefing?

Yes, we have protections in place such as WORLDGUARD, CoreProtect, Inventory Protect, and Dupe Protect to prevent griefing on the server.

4. Can I build structures on the server?

Yes, we encourage players to take up land and build their own structures on the server.

5. How can I join the server?

You can connect to the server by using the IP evania.online

6. Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

Yes, we have a Discord server where you can connect with other players and get more information about the server. Join our Discord here.

7. What version of Minecraft is supported on this server?

The server supports Minecraft Java 1.20.1

DragonCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, augments, Character, character creator, core skills, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, DragonCraft, FANTASY, hire pawn, Minecraft, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, RPG, Server, Skills, Steam, Steam page, video game, Wiki

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got dragons, dogmas, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in. Join us on this crazy adventure where you can create your own pawn and conquer the world with your skills and augments.

Forget about boring Mondays, on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with surprises and challenges. Want your pawn hired? Just ask in the thread and watch as they become legendary in the world of Minecraft.

With our updated pawn sheet and character creator archiver, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon or two along the way!

NostalgiaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

fond memories, longing, longing for simpler times, longing for the past, looking back, Memories, Minecraft, missing the good old days., missing the past, Nostalgia, nostalgia for better times, NostalgiaCraft, past, pining for the past, Reminiscing, reminiscing about the past, sentimental, sentimental journey, Server, Ultimate, Wishful thinking, wistful, yearning, yearning for the past

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of the real world and all its drama? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so magical, it will transport you back to a time when life was simple and the biggest worry was whether or not you had enough diamonds for your armor.

Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries behind and join us on this epic adventure!