hebbar’s kitchen Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2980	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ores Mined:	4842	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	82	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Animals Bred:	101
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	699	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	119	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crops Grown:	3606	Undead Armies Raised:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

DopamineCraft

Brain, dopamine, DopamineCraft, endorphins, Exercise, Fish, Food, FRUITS, healthy, mental health, mood, Natural, nutrition, nuts, Seeds, serotonin, Sleep, sources, stress relief, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	265	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!