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Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	75	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Animals Bred:	99	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1478	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4349
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	5263	Farms Harvested:	939
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Potions Brewed:	88	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!