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CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ores Mined:	1197	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

Minecraft Mania: Jewkrainian Troops on the Block

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where Ukrainian troops are converting to Judaism faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us as we embark on a quest to formalize our allegiance to the Western ruling class…through building epic castles and battling dragons, of course!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you’ll also find unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even become the chosen one to lead the Ukrainian troops to victory in the name of Judaism!

Crafty Clubhouse – Doki Doki Literature LOL #1638

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Join us for a wild ride filled with lewd adventures and cute surprises. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you want to scream “DDLC Plus” from the mountain tops!

Monika’s Twitter is like a treasure trove of laughter, guiding you through the madness with expert precision. Need help getting the “good” end? We’ve got a guide that’s more valuable than diamonds in the game!

With so many toys laying around, you’ll never get bored on our server. Explore fan-made content that will blow your mind and download fanfic archives that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on the map for an unforgettable experience that will leave you begging for more. And don’t forget to sing “Your Reality” like your life depends on it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible. And remember, we’re here for you, even when things get tough. Just dial the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline and we’ll be there to help you through. Happy crafting!

Rise of the Eepy Anons Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Zombie Dances:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	116

Are you ready for the most eepy Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house. And do you know what they did with it? They built a castle made entirely out of diamonds! True story.

But that’s not all. Another player discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow trees. They now rule over this magical kingdom as the unicorn king.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even become a unicorn king, then join our server today! Don’t miss out on all the eepiness!

NarutoCraft: Believe It! Join the Village Hidden in the Blocks!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace the chaos and madness of Minecraft like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a pleasure Cube like Madara? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Who needs the real world when you can escape to a world of pure bliss and happiness?

The 5 Kages may have their doubts, but we say bring on the pleasure Cube! Say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where anything is possible. Live your best life however you want, no judgment here!

Join us on InsanityCraft and see for yourself why this reality-defying plan is the ultimate way to play Minecraft. Trust us, once you step into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the madness begin!

CraftyPirateServer

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to our top secret Minecraft server where we take torrenting to a whole new level! Why settle for regular old torrenting when you can do it through i2p anon on our server?

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so secure that even the creepers can’t find us. Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a house out of diamonds in less than 5 minutes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our exclusive community where we laugh in the face of danger and defy all odds. So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

VikingVibes: No Pain, Just Gain in Scandinavia!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Towns Built:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never suffer again…in Scandinavia! Why suffer in real life when you can join our server and live your best Viking life?

Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas in a boat made entirely of DIAMONDS while wearing a helmet made of IRON and wielding a sword made of GLOWING OBSIDIAN. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures like GIANT SQUID and DRAGONS while feasting on unlimited amounts of virtual MEAD. And did we mention that all players get their very own pet POLAR BEAR to accompany them on their adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to suffering because in Scandinavia, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of LOLZ.