Join the Hot Mess that is United Lands SMP! No Square Brackets, No Curly Braces, Just Chaos and Fun!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Can I see the server map?	Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org

CountryIncel Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being ignored by wild women on river cruises while you sip on your aperol spritz? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be the king of the virtual world! No more rejection, just endless possibilities to build, explore, and conquer. Join us now and leave those wild women in the dust as you create your own epic adventure! Who needs real-life rejection when you can rule the digital realm?

SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyHousemateGrief

adulting, anger management, anxiety, cleaning supplies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyHousemateGrief, depression, dirty housemate, EMBARRASSMENT, flushing, friendship, house rules, IBS, mental health, privacy, roommate conflict, social interactions, Support, TOILET

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	266

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!

FunCraftz

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!

XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!

adult community, Builder, Chaos, Cows, creativity, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, epic journeys, Exploration, Explorer, Features, Fly, hang out, java, launched, Lurk, Macarena, MCMMO, Plugins, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, smp, SupernaLuna2.0

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Supernaluna SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/morrigan-aensland/">Server</a>

Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!

Visit our website and join our Discord server.

Features:

Plugin/Feature	Description
McMMO	Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements
Economy	Trade and earn in-game currency
Jobs	Take on different roles for rewards
Warps	Easy access to community locations
Veinminer	Quickly mine entire veins of ores
/sethome	Set your home location for teleportation
/rtp	Teleport randomly to explore new areas
Cosmetic Ranks	Get special roles based on playtime

Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?	A: No, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?	A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.

GreenGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	91
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchantments Applied:	86
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the 201st Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers exploding at once! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4903	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

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