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GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

Action-Adventure, arkham, Asylum, BANE, Batman, catwoman, dc comics, Edition, goon, GoonCraft, gotham, harley quinn, henchman, Joker, Penguin, poison ivy, riddler, role playing, Scarecrow, two Face, Universe, video game, Villain

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	255
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

Advocacy Groups, Conservative Think Tank, CREEPERS, criminal justice, Deadly Force, Dispossess, Evil, EXECUTION, Felony.., hats, HB 5, homelessness, kentucky, KentuckyCraft, MAGA, Mandatory Life Sentence, Prison, Property Owner, republicans, Safer Kentucky Act, Three-Strike Rule, Tough on Crime, Unlawful Camping, wear

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

8 hours, Adventures, anxiety, AVOID, BUILD, career development, Dig, doing nothing, Early, Epic, everyday, feelings, GuiltFree, INTERNSHIP, internship experience, Join, left work, McMineFace, minecrafty, Nervous, new job, Professional Growth, second day, stress, Time management, work, work environment, work experience, work routine, work-life balance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	4367
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	738
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

Pixelated Weebs R Us

Anime, anime fags, anime is bad, bad, Contrarian, contrarian anime, contrarian manga, Enigma, enigma minds, Fags, Manga, manga fags, manga is bad, Minds.., pixelated, Popular, Popular Anime, popular manga, unfathomable, Weeb’s

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	3875	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Magic Items Found:	3614	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

complexion, question.., sanity, SnowflakeCraft, Youll

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

Anime, controversial, digital personas, Entertainment, feminism, Gaming, Gender Roles, influencers, internet culture, LOLitubers, Minecraft, online content creators, performance art, PickmeCraft, pickmes, rule, Self-expression, social media, Stereotypes, streaming, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtubing, world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

Analysis, confusion, contemplation, CreeperSmilesMC, Curious, emotion, Enigma, Enigmatic, Expression, Interpretation, Intrigue, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, smiling, speculation, Surprise, suspicion, uncertainty, Wonder

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

Adventures, Austrians, Based, Bavarians, Brandenburgians, cucks, culture, East Prussians, Epic, ethnicity, Germans, Hannoveranians, heritage, History, Minecraft, nationalism, Pommeranians, PrussianCraft, regional pride, Rhinelanders, Saxons, Silesians, True Prussians, unite, Westphalians

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber for epic battles and blocky adventures!

Advanced Quest, Adventures, Battles, blocky, collaboration event, creeper, Drop Rates, Epic, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FGO, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, Hai Ba Trung, Mats/Summoning Info, meets, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Saber, Servant Info, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	210
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

PepeCraft: Where Memes and Anime Collide in Blocky Adventures!

Adventures, animated, Anime, blocky, cartoon, Character, collide, cultural reference, favorite anime, Frog, funny, humor, iconic, iconic character, internet, internet culture, meme, memes, Pepe, PepeCraft, pop culture, Referenced, social media, television, viral

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	669
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t even mention Pepe the frog in your favorite anime? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Pepe paradise! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, tons of Pepe references that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Pepe shrine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the Pepe party begin!