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CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6031

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
New Chunks Explored:	589178	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	3571
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ores Mined:	6843	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	1061	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magic Items Found:	4590	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mines Excavated:	2158	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!