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Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Animals Bred:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6598	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!