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Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Farmers R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	141	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a small farmer family has somehow turned their soil company into a tech company! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they have some top-secret, groundbreaking technology hidden beneath their crops. And don’t even think about trying to find out their mom’s maiden name – it’s a closely guarded secret that could unlock the key to unlimited power in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride of farming, technology, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

The Coolest Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Picture this: you’re wandering around, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And guess what? The only way to access it is by doing a sick parkour course while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!

Funding’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9002
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!

Coffin Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6129	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	554	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the mysterious Coffin of Andy and Leyley, where you’ll encounter mind-bending puzzles and epic adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden routes and subroutes that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get us started on the achievements – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning your sanity!

Oh, and did we mention the stars? Yes, that’s right, you can collect stars on our server and become the ultimate star collector in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a big deal.

And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough that will guide you through every twist and turn of the Coffin of Andy and Leyley. You won’t find this kind of detailed guide anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Dag’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we protect the Veil from creepers and zombies trying to invade from the Fade! Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses, all while discussing the latest Dragon Age gossip.

Our server is so exclusive, even Solas himself has to take a poll to see if he can join. And don’t even get us started on the waifu poll – things get heated when discussing who the best romance option is.

Have you played all the Dragon Age games? If not, don’t worry – we have a support group for those who haven’t experienced the magic yet. And if you need some inspiration for your builds, just check out our Dagna booru for all the creative ideas you could ever need.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Previous ages may have been epic, but this one is going to be legendary.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRZ1.SKYBARS.ME

MineCraft Server: Girl Power!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Potions Brewed:	136

Are you tired of feeling disconnected and unloved in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of love, laughter, and blocky adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life woes.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as lost and confused as you are, but together, we’ll navigate the ups and downs of virtual life and come out stronger on the other side. From building epic structures to battling mobs in the dead of night, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free virtual hug from our resident Minecraft therapist, who will help you work through all your in-game and real-life issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love – will you be the one to help them find peace?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems at the door and dive headfirst into the crazy world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find the love and connection you’ve been searching for all along. Join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Game and Engine Development General SMP #228

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem. Our wiki is so wild, it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids.

Our IRC channel is like a virtual party where the conversation is always on fire (literally, we have a lot of pyromaniacs). Progress Day is our favorite holiday where we celebrate all the crazy builds and inventions our players come up with.

Check out our Compendium for all the wild stories and memes that have been created on our server. And don’t forget about our render bugs – they’re like little glitches that add to the chaos and make the game even more unpredictable.

Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our insane Minecraft world!