Heaven MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AngelicCraft: Where even heaven gains a new angle, RIP in pieces!

passed away, love, Departed, Memories, Pieces

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even heaven gained another angle when they heard about it!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and zombie villagers who break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on.

So come on over and join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. RIP in piece to all the other servers out there, because once you join ours, you’ll never want to leave!

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PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

Haven, idyllic, Peaceful, Celestial, PoopCraft

Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Crafty Creeper Inn & Spa #420

Charlie, #youtube, creeper, Spa, Rehabilitation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the Cripple Edition OP Template like never before! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Ever wanted to run your own small assassin business in Hell? Well, now you can with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona by your side. Take on crazy missions, survive each other’s antics, and maybe even make it to Heaven!

But that’s not all – as Princess Charlie of Hell, you can open your very own rehabilitating hotel for demons. Help reduce overpopulation in the kingdom by getting your patients to “check out” into Heaven. Who knew Hell could be so fun and quirky?

Download the pilots, binge-watch the episodes, and dive into the madness with us. Join our Discord for even more chaotic fun and check out our booru for some wild fan art.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find yourself running a startup in Hell before you know it.

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MotherCraft: Where even the creepers say their prayers!

have mercy, Prayers, mercy, CREEPERS, mother in heaven have mercy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, battle giant chickens, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is like “Whoa, that’s too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots that make you fly, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, if you dare!

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SundayFundayCraft

death, old man, Hide, Secure, Heaven

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where even the ancient texts are telling you to join!

Picture this: you’re chilling in the kingdom of Ch’i, living your best blocky life, when suddenly an old man starts freaking out about the sky falling and the earth breaking up. Classic Minecraft paranoia, am I right?

But fear not, because on our server, we’ve got friends who will reason with you like never before. They’ll be like, “Bro, the sky is just vapor, we’re all good.” And you’ll be like, “Oh snap, I never thought of it like that!”

And then they’ll drop some knowledge bombs about the sun and moon being made of vapor too. Mind. Blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so philosophical?

So if you want to feel secure and safe like that old man in Ch’i, join our server and let us help you get rid of all those needless worries. Plus, we’ve got dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. And we all know, dirt is everything in Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the vapor-filled fun, join our server today and let’s reason together!

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27th Heaven Minecraft Server: Where Episode 27 is the Greatest Thing Ever!

Epic, INTENSE, plot twist, 27th, Anime

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where Episode 27 is like the holy grail of gaming experiences! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because our server is equipped with anti-llama shields to protect you from their wrath.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from all corners of the Minecraft universe just to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Chicken, it will lead you to a secret realm filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and mind-blowing structures imaginable. From giant pixel art to floating castles made entirely of cake blocks, the creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block has a story to tell. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

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Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

Language, Unity, Earth, Race, Different Races

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.

Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?

But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!

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KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

rule, phase connect, KawaiiCraft, Auri Lunami, V&U

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!

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ChunkyCraft: Where Curves Rule and Creepers Drool

Drool, Meta, gorgeous face, Heaven, CHUBBY

Are you tired of skinny girls with no curves? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect BBW girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to finding and fattening up socially awkward, nerdy Asian girls with gorgeous faces!

Join us as we embark on a journey to promote these lovely ladies to genuine BBWs, all while they try to eat healthy and resist our efforts to fatten them up. But fear not, because their delicious pussies and sweet personalities make it all worth it.

So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!

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Vtuber Heaven: Where Pixels and Angels Collide

Vtuber, Anime, Celestial, collide, Gaming

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the VTuber fans out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all VTubers who play on our server will automatically be guaranteed a spot in heaven after they die! That’s right, forget about all those pesky rules and regulations for getting into heaven, just play on our server and you’re golden! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of angelic VTubers who will guide you through the game and make sure you have the most heavenly experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and secure your spot in VTuber heaven!

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