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Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Villages Defended:	13	New Chunks Explored:	95916
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ores Mined:	9766
Buildings Constructed:	15	Potions Brewed:	162

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.

Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?

And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.

Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.

TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mines Excavated:	1577

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have magical rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Imagine riding around on a sparkly unicorn while collecting precious diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it actually helps with self-discovery and personal growth. Just ask our player who realized they were a trans girl while playing on our server. They plan on starting HRT soon and we couldn’t be happier for them! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so life-changing?

So come join us on our server and experience the magical unicorns, diamond poop, and self-discovery for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world. See you there!

AnimeLogicMC – Where Producers Roll a Dice to Decide Season Renewals!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Animals Bred:	63	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	New Chunks Explored:	555652

Welcome to our Minecraft server! You may not have heard of us, we’re like that hidden gem that only true connoisseurs know about. We may not be the talk of the town like KnY, JJK, or MHA, but we’ve got something they don’t – 6 seasons (with season 7 on the way), 2 movies, and 4 specials! It’s like we’re the underdog that keeps winning, while the big shots are left in the dust. Join us for a wild ride that defies all logic and reason!

BlindCraft: Where even the creepers feel sorry for you!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2268
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	209
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	178

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even blind players can thrive! Join us and discover a world where your lack of sight is actually an advantage. Who needs to see when you can feel your way through EPIC adventures?

Our server is so secure, even blind players can navigate it with ease. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally discover what you look like – maybe you’re secretly a Minecraft character who uses Nord VPN for extra protection!

Come join us for a WILD ride filled with surprises, challenges, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs vision when you have an AWESOME community to guide you through?

Lolcraft – 404 Error

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From unicorn horses to rainbow sheep, you’ll never run out of amazing sights to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of LOLZ where everything is made of cake and diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Butt Adventures

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly llamas who gave them magical powers to fly around the server like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted weapons and armor for anyone brave enough to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a creeper

Crafty Gals Rule – No Female Privilege Here

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Buildings Constructed:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Female privilege doesn’t exist… because everyone is a blocky pixel character with no gender! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and battle creepers without any gender bias holding you back.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is a feminist who fights for equal rights for all mobs. Join her in epic battles and show that gender stereotypes have no place in the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers wear pink tutus and top hats because why not? Join us and explore this wacky world where anything is possible.

So come on, join our server and let’s prove once and for all that in the world of Minecraft, Female privilege doesn’t exist… because everyone is equal when they’re a blocky pixel character.