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Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Towns Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

BossBattleMinecraftSMP

abusive boss, bad management, BossBattleMinecraftSMP, bullying at work, demoralizing leadership, difficult supervisor, disrespectful behavior., hostile work environment, incompetent leadership, lack of communication, micromanaging, negative workplace culture, oppressive boss, poor leadership skills, toxic work environment, tyrannical manager, unfair treatment, unprofessional behavior, unreasonable demands, unsupportive manager, worst boss

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	123
Players Killed by Monsters:	1995	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

Active, Adventure, apply, BrickBand, building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, dancing, Discord, dynamic, Enjoy, Established, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Mature, Medieval, Players, Realm, Resist, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	84	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Star Shards Collected:	120	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	New Chunks Explored:	832286
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	3197
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Brickband SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Server Theme	Medieval
Contact	Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

anchovies, Cheese, Country, crust, cuisine, Delivery, favourite pizza, Food, local ], Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, peppers, Pineapple, pizza, Pizzacraft, Sauce, SAUSAGE, Server, toppings, Traditional

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Magic Items Found:	1734
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza block that you can mine and customize with all sorts of crazy toppings like diamond pepperoni and obsidian olives! Join us and create the most epic pizza in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?

So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!

SMPHonkaiCraft – Minecraft SMP #998 – Honkai Impact 3rd Edition

3rd, abyss, CN supply, Concept Animation, Dimming Shadows, Edition, Event, Fading Dreams, hig, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Impact, Jovial Deception, Legend of the Seven Shus, MA cycles, Minecraft, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowdimmer, Shattered Swords VN, smp, SMPHonkaiCraft, Summertime Reminiscences, Venerable Seven Shus

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our community is filled with players who are as dedicated to the game as a diamond miner in a cave.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of leather armor? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

SisInLawShowdown Minecraft Server

bedroom makeover, Communication Issues, decorating, family dynamics, Home decor, home improvement, household projects, marital discord, Minecraft, negative attitude, passive aggressive behavior, proving a point, relationship problems, Renovations, seeking validation, sensor lights, Server, SisInLawShowdown, sister-in-law approval, smart home technology, video sharing, wife’s reactions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	970	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the negativity of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a world where your amazing builds are appreciated and praised, unlike the unimpressed wife in this story.

Imagine a world where every block you place is met with cheers and applause, where even the simplest redstone contraption is hailed as a stroke of genius. No more eye rolls or sarcastic comments about your pixelated creations – only love and support from your fellow players.

Join now and experience a virtual paradise where your building skills are celebrated and your creativity knows no bounds. Build that strip light under your bed without fear of criticism, because on our server, you’re a Minecraft mastermind worthy of admiration.

Don’t let the negativity of real life bring you down – escape to our server and bask in the glory of your epic builds. Who needs a grumpy wife when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on? Join today and leave the haters behind!

LaundryNoobGF – Teach her the Minecraft laundry system!

adulting, Communication Issues, Laundry, laundry advice, laundry arguments, laundry disagreements, laundry disputes, laundry etiquette, laundry guidance, laundry habits, laundry help, laundry instructions, laundry management, laundry mistakes, laundry organization, laundry solutions, laundry sorting, laundry tips, LaundryNoobGF, Minecraft, relationship conflict, RESPONSIBILITY, System, teach

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laundry drama is just as intense as in real life! Join us for a wild ride of separating light, dark, and colorful blocks to avoid any unwanted stains.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to practice their strategic thinking skills, because let’s be real, if you can’t handle laundry sorting, how will you survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join us for a chance to defend yourself against accusations of ruining someone’s favorite undies with a red sweater. Who knew virtual laundry could be so dramatic?

And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a fully functional toilet flush system, just in case you need to take a break from all the laundry chaos. So come on in and prove to the world that you can handle the pressure of Minecraft laundry etiquette!