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Teenage Wasteland Minecraft Server

cultural decay, cultural shift, decline of society, Entertainment, falling civilization, generational differences, having sex, hearts of iron, leisure activities, Minecraft, moral decline, partying, Server, societal collapse, societal norms, societal values, TEENAGE, teenagers, the west, traditional values, video games, Wasteland, Western civilization, youth culture

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Votes:	779	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Dragon Eggs Found:	800	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a world where the West has fallen because teenagers are too busy partying and having sex instead of joining our epic gaming community.

Join us and help us rebuild society one block at a time, all while avoiding those pesky party animals and their wild shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual chaos with us?

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing falling is our jaws at the crazy adventures you’ll have. Trust us, it’s way more fun than playing Hearts of Iron all day.

PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, anti-racism, anti-xenophobia, chinese chinks, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Harmony, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, intolerance, leave my league, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pls go, PlsGoCraft, racism, Respect, smp, social justice, Unity, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!

MomNoGriefPls

advice, ANNOYING, bags, Boundaries, car shopping, chinese culture, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, MomNoGriefPls, Opinions, parents, PERSISTENT, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, spider repellent, travel

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	6250
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5996	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	120
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	169
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8142	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ores Mined:	692	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	151	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Star Shards Collected:	283
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.