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McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Towns Built:	3	Crops Grown:	8993
Buildings Constructed:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	97	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4933	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2210	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	160	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	696541
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.

ProteinPowerMC

#workout, Blood levels, desire to stay active, Exercise, exercise motivation, FITNESS, health, metabolic health, muscle function, muscle health, Muscle Proteins, obese patients, obesity, obesity research., obesity treatment, physical activity, protein activation, protein levels, ProteinPowerMC, sedentary lifestyle, weight management

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, buildin’ your dream castle and stuff, and suddenly BAM! You’re hit with the urge to run around like a maniac! Turns out, this server has some magical powers that make you wanna stay active and fit, just like those buff muscle proteins in the study!

But get this, if you’re on the chubbier side, don’t worry, this server’s got your back! It’s like a fitness coach in pixel form, pushin’ you to be the best version of yourself! So come join us and get swole while block-buildin’, because why not, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to flex those virtual muscles, baby!