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KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoobiesAwayCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!

KoreaCraft: Not North, Just South

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

u know wat else is a mistake? not joining this epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than south korea being called north korea at the olympics. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on the chaos and fun we have here.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. and if u think u can handle it, we even have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps.

so come on, join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u’ll even find the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. yeah, it’s that wild here. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyLotteryLawsuits

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

CraftyCreeper

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Mobs Economy Rewards Land claiming Non-Pay-To-Win Cosmetics Store Rank up system Balanced Community Quests PVP Plugins Whitelist Dedicated Custom Events Mini-games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

CraftyCreeper is a Survival Multiplayer with tougher mobs and a player rank up system. We have a balanced economy with rewards and land claiming! Here we focus on creating a Non-Pay-To-Win atmosphere… Check out our CraftPass in our store for 250+ Cosmetics items!

Play.CraftyCreeper.com

crazyplayer

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	8665	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

CrazyPlayer is the best and most entertaining platform that will attract your attention with its fascinating survival charm. You will not understand how time flies with its updated active powers, latest version and various game systems full of features that will constantly help you. Make CrazyPlayer your go-to place for fun and join the crazy fun.

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FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Chimeras Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be blindsided by the most epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Join us if you want to learn what it truly means to fear a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re busy mining diamonds. Trust us, the heart palpitations are totally worth it!

We encourage making mistakes while you’re young on our server because who knows, maybe accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle will become your claim to fame. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, don’t be afraid to take risks and join our server for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of fear (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	215
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

UncleCreepBlock

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.