🍆💦#heartbeatingoutofmychest Minecraft Servers

CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!

join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!

Desync SMP – Where Vanilla is just a flavor, 1.21 whytelist not included

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay: No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports
Long-term world: We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time.
Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog

We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Interested? Apply to join on our Discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelist-only?	Yes, we are a whitelist-only server. To join, you need to apply on our Discord.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We only have Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog plugins for anti-rulebreak purposes.
Are there any land claims on the server?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.
Do you have any teleportation features?	No, we do not have TPA or any teleportation features on the server.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are currently looking for Europe players to minimize lag and increase activity in the same timezones.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

achievement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, celebration, Champion, Conquer, Conquering, excel, First Place, Minecraft, No. 83376068, Number One, Overcome, Party, prevail, Server, Succeed, success, Top, triumph, triumphant, Victory, winner, winning

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Diamond of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama! Legend has it that this funky creature can drop the most epic loot you’ve ever seen, but only if you can defeat it in a dance-off first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, when you’re facing off against a giant zombie wearing a tutu, anything can happen.

JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

Chef, culinary arts, culinary expertise, culinary history, culinary skills, cultural cuisine, female chef, female leadership, food preparation, indigenous cuisine, Job, JoblessJenny, Minecraft, occupation, smp, traditional cooking, tribal chef, tribal culture, tribal leadership, tribal society, tribal traditions, Vulvani tribe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and become part of the legendary Vulvani tribe, where our chef is rumored to be a master at cooking up the most delicious dishes in all of Minecraft. Who knew that pixelated food could taste so good?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this secret stash and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can spit at griefers and trolls, keeping our server safe from any unwanted troublemakers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomzRWeird Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discomfort, family dynamics, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, mental health, Minecraft, MomzRWeird, mother-in-law, personal space, relationship, seduction, Server, underwear

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law leaving her underwear all over the place? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question what’s normal and what’s not, just like the situation with your mother-in-law. We promise you’ll never see underwear in the same way again after joining our server.

And if you think you’re the only one with mental issues, think again! Our server is filled with players who will make you feel right at home, no matter how weird you think you are.

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more bizarre than your mother-in-law’s dancing in the living room. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike leaving your underwear all over the bathroom)!

AuntieShame80thBash-GFgone-GrandNoMore

aita, aunt, AuntieShame80thBashGFgoneGrandNoMore, Binge Eating, Birthday, conditional love, Confrontation, cruel comment, dog boarding, family drama, Girlfriend, grandmother, house sit, LEAVING, Narcissistic, panic attack, Publicly Shamed, Relationship Navigation, self-control, weight, well-being

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama – but only in the game, of course!

Looking for a place to escape from the craziness of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even tame a dragon or two – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re worried about family drama following you into the game, fear not! Our server is a drama-free zone, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is which block to place next. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs family drama when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

ToxicCraftSMP: SelfAwareTrash

introspection, negative behavior, overcoming toxic traits, personal growth, recognizing flaws, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self reflection, self-accountability, self-awareness journey, self-awareness practice, self-criticism, self-destructive habits, Self-examination, self-improvement journey, SelfAwareTrash, toxic behavior, toxic patterns, toxic trait, ToxicCraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only toxic trait you need is a love for chaos and craziness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? Yeah, we’ve got zero gravity building challenges and moon rock mining expeditions for days!

But wait, there’s more! Every week, we host a “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures they can think of, all while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. No big deal.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner chaos and join a Minecraft SMP like no other, come on down to our server and get ready for the ride of your pixelated life! Just remember, the only toxic trait allowed here is a love for absolute insanity.

CraftyCougarHygieneTips

advice, aging gracefully, beauty, CraftyCougarHygieneTips, Experience, Grooming, health, hygiene, knowledge, Mentorship, Older Women, personal care, reddit, self improvement, self-care, skincare, Tips, wellness, wisdom, Women’s Health, younger women

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of sassy older women who are here to teach you the ultimate hygiene tips for your Minecraft avatar! From exfoliating with diamond blocks to using lava as a natural deodorant, these ladies have got you covered. Join now for a chance to learn from the wisest players in the game and maybe even snag yourself a sugar mommy to hook you up with all the best gear. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

CraftyKremlinWarz

Analysis, Assessment, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, Crisis, dead end, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, military intelligence, pentagon, russia, SECURITY, Situation, strategy, Ukraine, War

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So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like, so epic, bro. Like, the Pentagon intelligence is all up in arms about it, saying it’s the next big thing in the world of gaming.

They’re like, “Russia’s war against Ukraine is heading to a dead end, but this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, yo.”

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond sword. And get this, the pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Not only that, but there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with Elon Musk and brainstorm ideas for the next big invention.

So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most insane Minecraft server ever, you better join now before it’s too late. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Chek2Craft: GenoScreening Fun!

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got personalized screening recommendations for germline CHEK2 variants cuz why not? like, who wouldn’t wanna know their genotype while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers?

imagine this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a notification that you have a CHEK2 variant! but don’t worry, we got you covered with personalized screening recommendations. talk about multitasking, amirite?

plus, we got the craziest stories of players finding rare CHEK2 variants while exploring the vast world of our server. like, one time, someone found a CHEK2 variant in a chest at the bottom of the ocean! who knew genetics could be so exciting in minecraft?

so come join us for a wild ride of mining, crafting, and discovering your genotype. you never know what kind of CHEK2 variant you might stumble upon next!

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Animals Bred:	140
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Dragon Eggs Found:	6883	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1920

Amazing #heartbeatingoutofmychest Minecraft Servers

Desync SMP – Where Vanilla is just a flavor, 1.21 whytelist not included

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

MomzRWeird Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

AuntieShame80thBash-GFgone-GrandNoMore

Stats November 22, 2024

ToxicCraftSMP: SelfAwareTrash

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyCougarHygieneTips

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyKremlinWarz

Stats November 22, 2024

Chek2Craft: GenoScreening Fun!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ores Mined:	721

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Buildings Constructed:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	492

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	925	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4