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SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	343	Love Letters Sent:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2532	Dimension Hops:	15

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9936	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ores Mined:	6531
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mines Excavated:	3200
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Items Found:	7582

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	446	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	162	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	255	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	118
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!