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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5519 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So like, the server owner is actually a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all the players. And get this, every time you find a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and gives you a virtual high five. It’s like, totally insane.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are like, super chill and just want to be friends. I heard a rumor that if you give a creeper a hug, it turns into a fluffy bunny. And the zombies? They just want to dance the night away with you in their underground disco party.
And the best part is, every time you build a house, a fairy comes and sprinkles glitter all over it to make it sparkle. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale land, but with creepers and stuff.
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the server owner gives out free pizza every Friday. What more could you ask for?
