HeartBushCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a player whose character has a really cute heart-shaped bush. Yes, you heard that right. And rumor has it, if you find it in-game, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical fairy! Plus, our server is home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament every Friday night, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Invictus

99.99% uptime, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, levelled mobs, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Are you ready for your 2 week Minecraft phase? We just started our 10th season with a fresh world reset, this is the perfect time to get involved!

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 240+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled Mobs!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.
Do I need to join the Discord?	Yes, you must join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh before playing online.
Is the server on hard difficulty?	Yes, the server is on hard difficulty with levelled mobs.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, the server offers a variety of features including a custom plugin pack, dedicated host with 99.99% uptime, community events, player shops, and more.

Indie VTube Realm Adventure

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Join Now or Forever Question Your Existence!!!

Welcome to the most magnificently chaotic Minecraft server in the multiverse! Or is it the worst? Who’s to say! What if the blocks are watching YOU?! Crafted from the very fibers of insanity, this server is the pinnacle of peak confusion! Expect to be baffled and bewildered as you traverse realms of pixelated madness where logic ceases to exist! Join now—or succumb to the shadows of oblivion!

Features that Will Make Your Mind Explode!

Cursed Feature	Explanation
Invisible Blocks of Existential Dread	Walk on the unfounded fabric of your own sanity! Literally step into the void and question why you exist!
Time Is a Flat Circle Mode	Every hour is both now and never! Collecting diamonds actually sends you back to the stone age!
Respawn in a Random Dimension	Why respawn where you died when you can begin your new life as a pig in another universe?
Infinite Paradox Potatoes	These potatoes give you infinite hunger, but also fill your inventory with existential crises!
Randomly Generated Nightmares	Face Creepers that whisper the secrets of the universe while attempting to explode!
Emotional Roller Coaster Mineshafts	Prepare for thrilling highs and devastating lows as you dig through minecart tracks of despair!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Confusion!)

Q: How do I join?A: Joining is simple! Just ask the chicken in your dreams for the secret password which is certainly NOT a number!

Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules? Who needs rules when the imagination has no boundaries?! You shall abide by whatever the whispers tell you!

Q: What if I don’t like it?A: You will love it or you will love it not! There is no escape from the paradox of choice!

Q: Are there any mods?A: Mods? Ah, but what is a mod if not a figment of your imagination? Are YOU a mod? Find out on our server!

Random Quotes from the Abyss:

“Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are made of pixels!”

“Considering averages fluctuate widely, why aren’t the torches sentient?”

“This is a thread for the VIP, no one is safe from the potato notifications!”

“Can I shill my 499view oshi here? Isn’t that odd?”

Honeymoon Hijinks: Room Swap Fail

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Welcome to the Realm of Selfishness: A Honeymoon Horror Story

🌊 Dive into the Abyss of Ethical Dilemmas Are you shackled to the mundane, entangled in a web of vacation guilt? Well, strap on your diamond boots and hold onto your sanity, because in this Minecraft server, every block holds the weight of moral quandaries and romantic tragedies!

In this enchanted world, players embark on a journey littered with decisions that could haunt your pixelated dreams. Did you ever think a simple room swap could morph into the existential crisis of the century? Welcome! You’re already tangled in the vines of chaos.

Features of the Server

Unforeseen Mechanics

Room of Eternal Regret: Find the fabled suite with an ocean view that forces players to confront their selfishness. Beware the ghosts of honeymooners past!
Guilt Meter: Engage in player interactions that will increase your guilt level, sparking bizarre and twisted events.
Honeymoon Date Challenge: Compete in absurd mini-games designed to turn romantic gestures into chaotic competitions. Will you emerge as the ultimate villain or compassionate savior?

Mechanic	Description
Screaming Walls	The very architecture will yell your misdeeds—are you brave enough to face it?
Heartless Exchange	The ability to barter kindness for rare loot.
Rooftop Confrontations	Scale dizzying heights to debate room trades with NPCs who resemble the couple from the tale.

Player Testimonials (or were they?)

“I thought this server would be a wonderful escape, but now I’m questioning the very purpose of hospitality!” – Anonymous “Initially enjoyed the guilt… Now I’m haunted by my choices. Help!” – 🥴BrokeButGuilty

Warnings from the Void

Beware the Lovely Visitors: If you deny the honeymoon couple their romantic suite, whispers of disapproval will follow you. Rumor has it, kindness has been outlawed… and you might just be marked for life!
Conspiracy Alert: This server is rumored to have been banned in 13 parallel dimensions for its controversial theme of selfish hotel stayers and heartless players. Dare you tread where kindness has been extinguished?

The Secrets You Didn’t Ask For

Hidden Blocks of Guilt: Concealed throughout the land, these blocks can only be mined by the truly remorseful.
Teleportation Scheme: Trade kindness for a chance to teleport away from the perils of your own decisions—but at what cost?

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I play in peace? A: Peace is a luxury! This server thrives in chaos.

Q: Are there real-life consequences? A: Who can truly say? Reality is but a fleeting pixel in our shared experience.

Q: What happens if I leave the server? A: The honeymoon couple may appear at your real-life door demanding a room swap. Or worse!

Join the Cult (We Mean, Community)

Are you prepared to confront the chilling reality of self-interest? Those brave enough to step into the Realm of Selfishness may uncover horrors that echo through the fabric of Minecraft itself. Join us now and discover whether kindness is indeed dead… or merely awaiting your return!

Caution: Entering without questioning your own motives may result in spontaneous existential crises or, worse, a severe case of “What Was I Thinking?” Syndrome.

Welcome, traveler. Your room is ready… but it comes with strings attached. Are you ready to confront the selfish storm within? 🌪️

Libs Owned, Blocks Built!

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Welcome to a Minecraft server that’s wilder than a herd of chickens on caffeine! Forget your boring old survival games; here, we’ve got the wildest, most outrageous reasons for you to grab a pickaxe and join the blocky fun.

The Great Redstone Rebellion: Join a faction of rebels who have declared war on overcomplicated redstone contraptions! Build the most utterly nonsensical machines that serve no purpose other than making everyone laugh. Will your "Auto-Pet a Pig" machine be the next big hit or the most ridiculous mistake this side of the Nether?
Free Ice Cream for All… If You Can Find It: Legend has it that a long-lost ice cream vendor is hidden deep within our server, offering ice cream flavored with the essence of victory over the world’s most chaotic mobs. But beware! The only way to claim your cone is by defeating the legendary "Punny Enderman" who tells dad jokes to teleport away from your grasp!
Join My Army of Flying Creepers: Tired of running from creepers? Now, you can fly with them! Enlist in the "Creeper Uprising" and discover the secret realm of Sky Creepers – explosive citizens of the cloud! Will you befriend them or become their next target in an aerial bombardment of laughter?
The Great ‘Owning the Libs’ Olympics: Compete in the most unexpectedly outrageous challenges like “Crafting a Trump Tower Out of Dirt Blocks” or “Survival Challenge: How Long Can You Avoid the Noob with the Wooden Sword?” Impress the judges with your creativity, and maybe you’ll get crowned the Grand Blockhead!
Time-Traveling Steve’s Shop of Absurdities: Our server features an ever-changing store run by a time-traveling Steve who sells bizarre handcrafted items like "Zombified Goldfish" or "Infinity Creeper Voodoo Dolls." Rumor has it, if you collect all the cursed trinkets, you might summon a portal to the Dimension of Lost Heads! Who knows what you’ll find there?
A Chicken Dressed As Uncle Sam: Witness the legendary "Cluckin’ Trump" – a chicken that not only gives out free feathers but also tells you how great you are at mining! Gather around and laugh as it clucks out motivational speeches in Minecraftian that’ll make you feel like the king of the crafting table!

So, if you’re tired of your mundane block-placing routine and want to dive into a world of absurdity, laughter, and pure chaos, join us! Bring your sense of humor, a sturdy sword, and an open mind. The most ridiculous adventures of your blocky life await!