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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1797 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 98 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!