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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 678 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!