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Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! -
Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles
so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough! -
Crafty Longevity: Quantify Life
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta hear dis crazy story. So, like, there was dis player who joined and found a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs were dancing disco! And get this, the creepers were breakdancing and the zombies were doing the worm! It was lit, fam!But wait, there’s more! On dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a dragon with laser eyes! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on dis server, you can team up with a talking parrot who tells jokes and gives you unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!
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SweatTrackersMC
so, like, have you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally next level? well, do we have the server for you! our server is so epic, it’s like a band-aid for your soul, tracking all the important stuff you need to know.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, and suddenly, your band-aid starts beeping. you’re like, “oh snap, i need to check my health indicators!” and you realize you’ve been playing minecraft for, like, 10 hours straight. but it’s all good, cuz our server has got your back.
not only that, but our server is, like, super non-invasive. you don’t have to worry about anyone invading your space or stealing your diamonds. it’s all about peace, love, and minecraft.
oh, and did we mention that our server is perfect for diabetic players? yeah, that’s right. we cater to all types of players, even those with special health needs. so come join us on the most epic minecraft server of all time. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!
And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!
So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!
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MinedHype
Server IP play.minedhype.com Website minedhype.com MinedHype SMP Overview
Welcome to MinedHype SMP! A friendly long-term public survival server founded 5 years ago, offering a mostly vanilla Minecraft experience with over 16,700+ unique players connected. Join our community today!
Features
- Grief protection with claims
- No whitelist
- No pay-2-win
- No economy/money plugin
- Bedrock & Java Cross-Play
- Long-term Overworld & Nether
- Free server events with prizes
- Public shopping district area
Links
FAQ
Is there a world border or spawn point?
No, players are spawned randomly within the first 40k blocks. Use /rtp to teleport around.
Can I grief other players’ builds?
Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed. Use claims to protect your builds.
What plugins are used to protect the server?
CoreProtect is used to help protect the server from griefing incidents.
How can I join the public shopping district?
Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district and apply for your own shop.
Are there server events with prizes?
Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes for participants.
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Mystic Realms 1.20
Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, listen up, cuz we got all the lit tunes you need to vibe while you build! From Yummy Yum Yummy to Illusion Night, we got the jams to keep you groovin’ while you mine those blocks.But wait, there’s more! We even got covers like Invincible Rainbow Arrow and Mass Destruction, so you can rock out while you craft your epic creations. Plus, we got Reine in some original songs like Senandung Jiwa and HI:STREET TIME, so you know it’s gonna be fire!
And don’t even get me started on the covers Reine is in – from Mermaid Festa vol.1 to Indonesian Folk Music Medley 2024 ver, we got the tunes that’ll make you wanna dance while you battle mobs.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the music guide you to Minecraft glory! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. Let’s get this block party started!
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CarSeatCrafts Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking lot drama turns into epic battles for the best spot! Join us for thrilling adventures like waiting for cars to leave so you can finally park, only to have someone swoop in and steal your spot at the last second. Will you be the hero who stands their ground and gets cursed out by angry drivers, or will you be the villain who cuts in line and causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server, where every parking spot is a battleground and every car is a potential enemy. So come on in and experience the thrill of the parking lot wars – just make sure to buckle up for safety (and for when things get bumpy)! -
GFPhoneHangUpDeadCatsAITAH
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed!Join us and escape the real world where cats getting stuck in HVAC systems is a thing of the past. Our server is a cat-friendly zone, where feline friends roam free and happy without any HVAC mishaps.
We promise a gas-lit free environment where boundaries are respected and opinions are acknowledged (even if they’re about cats). Don’t worry about being told “well that’s your opinion” here, because we only care about having a good time and building epic structures together.
So come on in, leave the drama behind, and let’s create a Minecraft world where cats rule and friendships flourish. And if anyone tries to bring up dead cats, just tell them to “go find someone else to talk to” and hang up the phone – because on our server, the only thing we’re talking about is having a blast!