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Chuuba Connections Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while shooting fireballs out of its eyes. Or how about a chicken wearing diamond armor and challenging players to a dance-off? And don’t even get us started on the talking creepers who recite Shakespearean sonnets while exploding!

Every other small-time chuuba is connected to our server because they know where the real party is at. We’ve got secret underground disco caves, skydiving competitions with Ender Dragons, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into a land of candy and unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

Buy, CIRI, Disgusting, fat, fat-faced, FatFaced, Gamers, games, Lesbian, Minecraft, MONEY, monstrosity, parents, reactions, Server, Ugly, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Star Shards Collected:	181
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ores Mined:	3419
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4631

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Animals Bred:	69
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	410159	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2147
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!