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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8264 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
