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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6248 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to help anyone angle their dingly dong into the toilet! Unlike in real life, you won’t have to worry about losing an arm or being in a cast here.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of helping your boyfriend in the bathroom and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from weird and disgusting parents.
So come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t have to pay for anyone’s meal here, unless you want to treat your fellow players to some virtual cake. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in-game!
