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Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8287	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	897
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, CREEPERS, daily tasks, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FLIRTING, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting tool, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Towns Built:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server

anniversary, BILFree, brother, camping trip, celebration, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, people pleasing, Picnic, punctuality, quality time, relationship, Ride, Server, staycation, Stubborn, vacation, Wilderness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating anniversaries on the actual day? Look no further! Our server is all about prioritizing quality time with your loved one, just like you deserve.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?

With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

PastorPuncherMC

Apology, bio clean up, Church, co-pastor, daycare, grudge, guam, hatred, ministry field, nondenominational, office, Pastor, PastorPuncherMC, Police, TRANSITION, Tuesday evening, unsettling vibes, volunteer, women’s group, womens ministry, youth pastor

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!

KolkataRageCraft

anger, brutality, Civil unrest, crime, demonstration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian police, Justice, Kolkata doctor, KolkataRageCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police Brutality, protest, public outcry, rape, Safety, Social Issues, tear gas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	634

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more action than Indian police firing tear gas at hundreds of protesting players! 😂👮‍♂️🔥

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥

We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞

Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥

OppositeCraft

Assumptions, Beliefs, biases, close-mindedness, cognitive dissonance, communication barriers, confirmation bias, critical thinking, disagreements, Diversity, Empathy, judgments, misconceptions, misunderstandings, Open-mindedness, opposing views, OppositeCraft, Perspectives, social dynamics, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crops Grown:	5311	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	375	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	205

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

covers, CraftyCraze, LamyArt, Minecraft, MomosuzuNene, NePoLaBo, OmaruPolka, Originals, PolDen, Server, ShishiroBotan, T4U, YukihanaLamy, アート, ししらーと, チャンネル, ツイッター, ねねアルバム, 尾丸ポルカ, 桃鈴ねね, 獅白ぼたん, 絵まる, 雪花ラミィ

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Towns Built:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Items Found:	1091

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with more shenanigans than a pack of baby zombies on a rampage!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? Those diamond eggs hatched into baby dragons that flew around the server causing chaos and mayhem! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players like MomosuzuNene, OmaruPolka, YukihanaLamy, and ShishiroBotan. These Minecraft masters will guide you on epic quests, teach you the ways of redstone, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off in the virtual square.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those diamond egg-laying chickens…they’re a real handful.

CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

adolescent behavior, cody, Cool, CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP, jerking off, locker room talk, male bonding, male sexuality, Masturbation, peer pressure, personal habits, privacy, private moments, self pleasure, sexual exploration, social norms, speculation, taboo subjects, teenage boys, teenage curiosity, young adults

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

ExBroGFHaterCraft

baby on the way, BETRAYAL, brother, deadbeat, ex girlfriend, ExBroGFHaterCraft, family conflict, family drama, feelings for a friend, Homeless, mother’s disapproval, moving in together, past relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sleeping together, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like this wild story of a love triangle gone wrong, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from secret alliances to shocking betrayals. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a scandalous scandal like the one described above!

But don’t worry, we promise that our server is a safe space for all players, even if things get a little crazy. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top. And hey, at least no one’s having a baby that’s not theirs…or are they? Join now and find out!