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Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Farms Harvested:	509

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	108
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	42
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Votes:	1848	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	9463	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	96	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Alien Abductions:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).