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MahjongCraft Server

abema.tv, Beginner, booru, Community, Competition, Game, general, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong JP, Mahjong Soul, Mahjongcraft, MJG, repo, rules, Server, strategy, summer camp, tutorial

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Animals Bred:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	4358	Dragon Eggs Found:	8232
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Mahjong enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with intense Mahjong matches, epic tournaments, and even a tutorial for newbies to learn the ropes. And if you’re not into Mahjong, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of other activities to keep you entertained, like exploring our custom-built world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly M-League events where players can showcase their skills and compete for glory. And if you’re feeling creative, why not contribute to our /mjg/ booru with your own Mahjong-themed artwork?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Mahjong-tastic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Back2Back2Back2MinecraftSMP

athletes, back to back, Back2Back2Back2MinecraftSMP, Champions, Competition, determination, Domination, Excellence, gold medal, mfw, motivation, Olympic champs, pride, Repeat Champions, sports, success, teamwork, Unstoppable, unstoppable force, Victory, winning streak

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

🚀 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we are literally the reigning Olympic champions five times in a row! Like, who even needs to mine for diamonds when you can just win gold medals, amirite? Join us if you want to be part of a server where the competition is fierce and the bragging rights are even fiercer. Plus, rumor has it that our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been mistaken for actual gladiator fights. So, if you’re ready to test your skills and claim your spot among the elite, come join us and show the world what you’re made of! 💪🏆 #SlayingLikeOlympians #MinecraftMadness

ParentalGrief Minecraft SMP

abusive fathers, abusive mothers, abusive parents, bad parenting, History, history of abuse, history of bad parenting, infamous fathers, infamous mothers, infamous parents, Minecraft, neglectful fathers, neglectful mothers, neglectful parenting, neglectful parents, parental neglect, ParentalGrief, smp, terrible parents, toxic parents, worst fathers in history, worst mothers in history, worst parents

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Emeralds Found:	7234
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players fighting over who has the worst parents in history. Will it be Cleopatra, who let her kids play with poisonous snakes as toys? Or maybe Genghis Khan, who made his children fight to the death for his amusement? The drama never ends on our server, so come join the chaos and see who will be crowned the ultimate terrible parent!

Crafty30sHobbyists

activities, Cooking, Crafty30sHobbyists, diy, FITNESS, Gaming, gardening, hobbies, indoor, interests, leisure, Men in their 30s, movies, Music, Outdoor, pastimes, reading, Recreation, sports, travel, woodworking

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Crops Grown:	8954
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you a man in your 30s looking for a new hobby? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build towering castles, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will teach you the ways of stealth and cunning. You’ll be sneaking up on creepers and Endermen in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can grant you three wishes if you can find his hidden treasure chest. Will you be the one to uncover his riches?

So come on, men in your 30s, join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

KoreaCraft: Loot & Scoot!

aid distribution, community complaints, devastated towns, emergency response, flood victims, flood-ravaged areas, humanitarian crisis, KoreaCraft, Loot, looted resources, Looting, military misconduct, natural disaster, North Korean soldiers, recovery assistance, relief efforts, scoot, steal supplies, stolen goods, stolen supplies scandal, theft, townspeople

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being a North Korean soldier sent to flood-ravaged areas to steal supplies! build your own secret underground base to hide all your stolen loot and avoid getting caught by the townspeople. but beware, they say the townspeople have magical powers and will stop at nothing to protect their belongings. join now for a chance to test your thieving skills and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

CashCraft: Boosting Young Minds

BOOSTING, CashCraft, coping, economic impact, economic relief, emergency aid, Emergency cash payments, financial assistance, Financial Stability, Government, mental health conditions, Mental Wellbeing, Minds.., neurodiversity, new study, pandemic, positive impact, public policy, social services, social welfare, Support, vulnerable young adults, young, young Australians

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, just mining away and building your epic castle, when suddenly, BAM! you get hit with an emergency cash payment from the government! like, how cool is that? not only do you get to upgrade your gear and buy all the diamond blocks you want, but you also get this insane boost to help you cope better through the pandemic.

and get this, the study shows that young Australians with neurodiversity and mental health conditions who get these emergency cash payments are like, super mega ultra better off than those who don’t. so basically, joining this server is like winning the lottery, but instead of money, you get virtual riches and mental health support.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this epic minecraft server and let the emergency cash payments rain down on you like a shower of diamonds! who needs therapy when you have virtual riches, amirite?

Blockocean

Blockocean, Discord, Earth, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, PvP, Races, Server, Survival, Survival Games, world generator

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Server modedd with 20 mods and more. Server Blockocean like survival mode but more fun. It has races, different world generator, and other, If you want to get the modpack just contact with me on discord twix9922.

147.185.221.20:54503

Anarch-Tea Party in Minecraft Vanilla 1.21.1!

1.21.1, AnarchTea, Anarchy, Builds, classic, creativity, Destruction, Discord, Empires, Experience, Lag Machines, Land Claims, Minecraft, newer, Party, player count, Players, Plugins, profit, rules, Server, spawns, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Server Version	1.21.1 Java Edition Only
Server Address	VeinMC.mcnetwork.me
Server Status	24/7 Hosting, Daily Restarts
Server Features	No Plugins, No Rules No Map Resets, Ever No Land Claims Soon to be Discord
Coming Soon	Player Head Drops
Additional Information	1 Rule: No Lag Machines but they’re hard to make

About Anarchy MC

At Anarchy MC, we aim to provide a classic anarchy experience on newer versions of Minecraft. Our server encourages creativity in building, destruction of builds, and the rebuilding of great empires. Join us and make massive craters or lava cast spawn!

FAQ

Why are there no rules on the server?

True to the anarchy experience, players are free to do as they wish without restrictions. This allows for a more unpredictable and exhilarating gameplay.

Will the player count be increased in the future?

Yes, the player count may be raised in the future once the server becomes profitable from other servers.

Why are there no land claims on the server?

Land claims go against the core concept of anarchy, where players are free to build, raid, and explore without boundaries. By removing land claims, we preserve the true spirit of anarchy gameplay.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

anonymous discussion, Arguing, Argument, discussion, emotional response, feelings, femanon, image, Masturbate, Minecraft, online argument, Online Community, PixelPanic, post body, prove a point, r9k, self reflection, Server, uncertainty, WAIT, weeks, WIN

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us for insane arguments with “femanons” on /r9k/ where you can prove your point by posting body parts (totally normal, right?). And who knows, maybe someone will even masturbate to your image weeks later!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP: APUat85mMCAPMadness

85m mcap, altcoins, apu, APUat85mMCAPMadness, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial markets, fucking kek, Investment, investor caution, low volume, Market Cap, market manipulation, Minecraft, price volatility, pump and dump, Risk, rugged, scam, smp, speculation, Trading, zero value

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crops Grown:	8341
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring, low-volume Minecraft SMPs that keep crashing and burning like a failed rocket launch? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute chaos you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant potato or when a creeper started a dance party in the middle of town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that the volume randomly goes to zero, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs sound anyway, right? It’s all part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.