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””>CLAP”’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1150	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy bread? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

So come on down and join us on HE>CLAPCROSSED>CLAPSTATE>CLAPLINES>CLAP Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Let’s get blocky!

Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).

ColombiaCraft: Where Touhou meets Minecraft in a wild and wacky adventure!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you something truly unique – a Touhou-inspired world set in Colombia!

Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be searching for magical emeralds hidden deep within the lush jungles. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you’ll be constructing colorful Colombian-style haciendas complete with salsa dancing villagers!

But the real fun begins when you encounter the boss mobs inspired by Colombian folklore. From the fearsome El Sombrerón who steals your items to the mischievous El Silbón who curses your inventory, you’ll never know what crazy challenge awaits you next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure through a Colombian Touhou world like no other! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Pixels Collide

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the banter in the chat!

Join us for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a house so big, she got lost inside it for a week! Or team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a bone and a wink.

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり in a build battle where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a whole day? Or join Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the entire server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to play with Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of water! Or team up with Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can craft a diamond sword faster than you can say “creeper!”

And if that’s not enough, how about joining Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ on a quest to build a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on!

Blocky Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchantments Applied:	175
Villages Defended:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2336	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	63
Buildings Constructed:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!