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SneakPeekSteve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	122	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Emeralds Found:	1458
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy antics you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, now you can! Our server is full of insane adventures and ridiculous challenges that will keep you laughing and on your toes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

StrokeCraft: Where Friends Stroke Each Other’s Egos in the Most Epic Minecraft Adventures!

Adventures, Affection, Bonding, Buddies, chums, closeness, companions, Companionship, Connection, Egos, Epic, Friends, friendship, Get it, humor, inside jokes, Laughter, love, Minecraft, PALS, relationships, Stroke, StrokeCraft, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

FoxyCraft: Where Furry Foxes Rule the Minecraft World!

adorable, animal, Animal lover, cute, Fluffy, Fox, fox lover, foxes, foxycraft, Furry, furry animal, furry creature, furry fox, furry friend, Minecraft, Nature, opinion, opinion on fox, opinion on furry fox, red fox, rule, Thoughts, Wild, wildlife, world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6535	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only animals you see are boring old pigs and cows? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by a whole pack of furry foxes! These mischievous little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to build your dream world.

But that’s not all – these foxes aren’t your average Minecraft animals. They can talk, dance, and even play the banjo! You’ll never have a dull moment with these furry friends by your side.

So come join us on the most unique Minecraft server out there, where the foxes are friendly and the adventures are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a fox!

Pixelated PC Paradise: Where Creeper Meets CPU

BUILD, computer build, CPU, creeper, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming pc, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, gaming solutions, Graphics Card, Hardware, meets, Paradise, PC Gaming, pc master race, Performance, pixelated, rtx 4070, stutters, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, troubleshooting tips

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is to have a gaming PC that’s so powerful, it can handle a RTX 4070 without breaking a sweat.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.

Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But beware, there are rumors of a legendary Ender Dragon that wears sunglasses and challenges players to a dance-off instead of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s see if your machine can handle the madness that awaits you.

Blocky McBlockface

animation, Anime, art style, blocky, controversy, Creative, debate, discussion, How do you feel?, Industry, innovation, japanese animation, McBlockface, MODERN, opinion, ROTO STARK, rotoscoped animation, Technique, Traditional, trend, Unique, Visual

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Rotoscoped Animation Arena, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs using only their best rotoscoped moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and befriend a talking chicken named Bob? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the laughs begin!

MoodCraft: Where emotions are your deadliest weapon!

assuming emotions, Authenticity, being free to be yourself, benefit, deadliest, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, emotions, Emotions as weapons, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Manipulation, MoodCraft, personal growth, presuming emotions, psychological tactics, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, societal norms, subverting social standards, supplanting emotions, weapon

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to subvert social standards and be your true, chaotic self!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, presuming and supplanting emotions in other players to benefit ourselves. Need someone to build you a house? Just assume they’ll do it for you! Want to raid someone’s base? Just pretend to be their long-lost cousin! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But why do we do it, you ask? Because it’s hilarious, that’s why! Who needs boring old rules and norms when you can shake things up and have a good laugh in the process? So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about yourself along the way. Or not, who cares, let’s just have fun!

Crafty Sluts Server: Where Everyone’s a Blocky Babe! #MinecraftMadness

A, Anime, ANONYMOUS, babe, blocky, Community, controversial, Crafty, discussion board, double standards, Everyones, Gender Roles, internet forum, Japanese culture, judgment, Manga, MinecraftMadness, ONLINE, opinion, Otaku, Perception, question.., Server, slut board, Sluts, social media, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8211	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, come join our server where we embrace our inner slutiness! That’s right, on our server, /a/ stands for “adventurous” and we encourage players to let loose and have a wild time.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight for the title of the biggest slut in the land. Build giant phallic statues, create pixel art of your favorite NSFW characters, and participate in our weekly “Strip Mining” events where the last player with clothes on wins a special prize.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but vanilla, come join us on /a/ and let your inner slut shine!

Holo-n’s Wild Ride: The Sequel

collaboration, Community, Entertainment, Fans, Gaming, growth, holo-n, HoloID, hololive, Holons, Idol, International, Livestream, love, Popularity, Release, Ride, Sequel, success, Support, talent, virtual, Vtuber, Wild

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild that even the Hololive idols can’t get enough of it! They love HoloID so much because our server is where they go to relax and unwind after a long day of streaming.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might even run into a virtual idol or two! Imagine building a house next to your favorite Hololive girl and chatting with her while you mine for diamonds. It’s a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HoloID and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or have a tea party with an Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing hotter than our lava is our memes! #SmokeySummer2023

2023, air quality, Beyond, bioweapons, BlazeCraft, canadian wildfires, climate change, cognitive defects, control, coverage, east palestine fiasco, firefighting, Gunpoint, health risks, HOTTER, lava, man-made climate change, masked kids, memes, Poison, psyop, smokey summer, SmokeySummer2023, Thread, Vaccinated

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Canadian wildfire and crazier than a conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server and experience the smoke-filled chaos that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about those pesky cognitive defects and health risks caused by air pollution.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned where players will have to fight off bioweapons, dodge masked kids, and avoid getting vaccinated at gunpoint. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come join us and let’s uncover the truth behind this insane psyop disguised as unintentional man-made climate change. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in a hilarious mashup of epic proportions!

BannerSim, Barbara, character banner, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Epic, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, hilarious, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, mashup, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, proportions, Redeemable Codes, special program, Stream codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 4.6, weapon banner, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8823
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like “Creeper Chaos” where you have to survive a horde of exploding creepers while riding pigs! Or how about “Ender Dragon Derby” where you have to race against the Ender Dragon on a roller coaster track made of obsidian?

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive in-game collaborations with famous YouTubers and streamers, giving you the chance to win special items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where we have nothing particularly important to say, but we’ll make you laugh!

Crafty, cursed, defeated, episode, fatigued, Function, important, Later.., LAUGH, loop, McCraftface, morning, Nothing, Slave, slave gene, sleep patterns, snooze, spiral, unnormal, wagecuck, Wake Up, wake up for

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of being a wagecuck slave to society? Do you find yourself spiraling into unnormal sleep patterns, waking up feeling defeated and fatigued? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and break free from the chains of responsibility as you embark on a journey to discover if you have the wagecuck slave gene. Will you be cursed to be a function slave forever, or will you rise above and conquer the system? Stay tuned for the next episode of this insane adventure!