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CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4146	Star Shards Collected:	177
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	5

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	7985
Players Killed by Monsters:	3842	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1766	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Animals Bred:	192	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Votes:	9844
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Star Shards Collected:	291	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Buildings Constructed:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Farms Harvested:	519
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Star Shards Collected:	129

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!