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> Minecraft SMP: MeTellYou

Communication, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, effective communication, emotions, Expressing, feelings, he doesn’t tell you, Honesty, interpersonal skills., Listening, MeTellYou, Minecraft, open communication, relationships, Secrets, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, you tell me

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	190
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	7838	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (mostly). As you navigate through the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all blocks into diamond blocks. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server? Or will you be distracted by the endless supply of cake and cookies scattered throughout the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, don’t ask questions. Just go with it.

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

Amr, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial resistance genes, Bacteria, bacterial resistance, blocks, dietary zinc, DiSRuPtiON, gene transfer, gene transmission, guy, inhibits, Microbiome, microbiome disruption, nonexistent rates, plasmids, reduced rates, research, transmission inhibition, Zinc, zinc effects, zinc supplementation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	7166
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mines Excavated:	2288
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

advice, Boyfriend, break up, Buddies, Communication, ex boyfriend, ExBed, fear, fwb, Girlfriend, hook up, Intimacy, Lease, living arrangements, love, mental health, Minecraft, normal relationship, relationship, Server, toxic relationship, Ultimatum, WIBTA

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	192
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

advice, CraftyKidzMC, experience Time travel, guidance, hindsight, learning Youthful mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care Past decisions, self-confidence, smp, wisdom Regrets

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	New Chunks Explored:	767655
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

absurd excuses, bad excuses, dumb excuse, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, flimsy excuses, foolish excuses, funny excuses, idiotic excuses, lame excuses, lamest excuses, LamestLies, laughable excuses, nonsensical excuses, pathetic excuses, poor excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, stupid excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

election, Experts, independent, Independent election experts, legitimize, legitimize tally sheets, Lost, Maduro, MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft, opposition, Prove, tally sheets, Venezuela

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

Achievements, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Cases, Cities, Clans, Duels, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Levels, Magic, minecraft server, OneBlock, Parkour, Pets, PvP battles, Quests, Ratings, RPG abilities, Shop, Skills, Starter Kit, Survival, titles, Vampirism, weapons

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	9498

Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

Recommended version: 1.21

Our modes:

• OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

• Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

• Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

Our advantages and features:

Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

Play with the best!

Stay with the best!

Become the best!

Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

Made for a comfortable game!

mr.twc.su