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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6451
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7105	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	51	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Crops Grown:	1739
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	8728
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	6490
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

BlockyBrisbane, bris milah, circumcision, controversial practice, health risks, herpes transmission, Jewish ritual, Jewish tradition, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral suction, religious practice, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	159529	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	4156	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).