But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge! -
SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP
Adata, comparison, Computer, data transfer, Hardware, HDD, Kingston, Minecraft, NVMe, Performance, SATA, Slow, smp, Solid-state Drive, SPEED, SSD, Storage, Technology, technology upgrade, Troubleshooting, Upgrade, upgrade processWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our storage upgrades are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of why that old Kingston Sata SSD was as slow as a snail riding a turtle. Rumor has it that the ghosts of ancient Minecraft players haunt its digital corridors, causing lag and frustration for all who dare to use it. But fear not, for with our new Adata NVME, we shall soar through the virtual world at lightning speed, leaving our HDD-like past behind us. So come join us on this epic journey of storage upgrades, ghostly encounters, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way. Who knows what mysteries await in our pixelated realm? Join now and find out for yourself! -
Raw Charms: Where There’s More Vanilla Than a Bland Ice Cream Parlor! No Blandness, Just 30 Slots of Fun!
30 slots, active community, bland, Blandness, charms, cream, dedicated server, Discord, Friendly staff, Friends, Fun, Greifing, Ice, Journey, leader, Minecraft, PARLOR, PvP, Raw, Server, server ip, Server Rules, Slots, spawn protection, Support, Teaming, unlimited farming, Vanilla, voting system, world backups, worldsMinecraft Server Overview
Server IP mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566 TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features:
Friendly Staff World Backups 24/7 Support No Lag Dedicated Server No Limits Discord Notes:
- Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
- Worlds: Backed up daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban):
- No Hacking
- No Cheating
- No Exploiting
- No Racism
- No Lag Machines
- No Threatening
- No X-Ray
- No Bullying
- Keep Chat Clean
- Don’t Be Dumb
Server Rules (Allowed):
- PVP
- Teaming
- Unlimited Farming
- Griefing
- Mob Farming
- Redstone Machines
- Building
- New Chunk Loading
- Stealing
- Raiding
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PitCraft: Where Minecraft meets armpit fetishism!
Alluring, armpit, arousal, attraction, body parts, desire, Erotic, fetish, fetishism, Forbidden, INTIMATE, meets, Minecraft, Obsession, PitCraft, Pits, Pleasure, Provocative, scent, seduction, Sensory, Sensual, skin, taboo, temptationWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty pit! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pits of our server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, for the pits are guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, pigs that can fly! Imagine soaring through the sky on the back of a bacon-powered beast, the envy of all your friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think of all the pit-themed mini-games we have to offer. From Pit Parkour to Pit PVP, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the thrill of the pit like never before. Who knew that pits could be so…erotic?
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QuasarsSMP: Where creepers hug you and skeletons try to play fetch, Java edition only!
Active players, balance, Builds, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, Discord, Edition, enduring friendships, Enhanced, fetch, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, group, Hug, java, kind of server, lasting builds, Minecraft, Play, QuasarsSMP, seasonal resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skeletons, small server, smpQuasarsSMP Minecraft Server
Overview:
Type Semi-vanilla SMP Goal Focus on lasting builds and community Player Count 15-20 active players Features Enhanced gameplay while maintaining a classic Minecraft experience Join our Discord https://discord.gg/GXpB4bwC FAQ:
1. How can I join the QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server?
To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided and follow the instructions in the #welcome channel.
2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please refer to the #rules channel to familiarize yourself with them.
3. Will there be regular events or activities on the server?
We plan to host community events and activities on a regular basis to keep the server engaging and fun for all players.
4. Can I invite my friends to join the QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server?
Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server, as long as they also follow the rules and guidelines set in place.
5. How often does the server experience downtime for maintenance?
We strive to keep downtime to a minimum and schedule maintenance during off-peak hours whenever possible. Any scheduled maintenance will be communicated to players in advance.
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Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a bat in a shootout? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers – because who needs mainstream when you can have the VIP experience?Got a 499 view oshi you want to shill? Bring ’em in! As long as they’re not a corpo trying to control the world, they’re welcome here. And if you’re worried about missing out on the action, don’t worry – we’ve got VODs, clips, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (because virtual birthdays are serious business).
So come on down to our server, where the ducks roam free and the vtubers are larger than life. Who needs reality when you can have this kind of insanity? Join now before the bat shootout ends and the bats take over!
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FTSCraft: Where villagers make more sense than the game physics! Join us for hilarity and adventure in Germany’s quirkiest Towny server.
Adventure, alcohol, Beta, Community, Consumption, Discord, diseases, Drugs, FANTASY, FTSCraft, Game, German, German-speaking, GERMANYS, Hilarity, Items, Join, Map, Mechanics, middle ages, nutrition, PHYSICS., Plugins, quirkiest, Roleplay, RPG, sense, Server, Survival, tobacco, Towny, Trailer, villagersFTSCraft Minecraft Server
Server Type German RPG Server Focus Realistic Middle Ages and Fantasy Universe Features New mechanics and plugins such as diseases, nutrition, alcohol, drugs, tobacco New Map Open beta on May 25, 2024 FAQ:
1. What is the main focus of FTSCraft?
The server focuses on a mix of realistic Middle Ages and fantasy elements, appealing to a wide range of players.
2. What unique features does FTSCraft offer?
FTSCraft offers new mechanics and plugins like diseases, nutrition, alcohol, drugs, and tobacco to enhance gameplay.
3. When will the new map be available for players?
The new map will go into open beta on May 25, 2024, welcoming German-speaking players to join.
4. How can I stay updated on FTSCraft?
Join the Discord server, watch the trailer on YouTube, and participate in the forum discussions to stay connected with the FTSCraft community.
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Helldiver’s Hilarious Havoc: Where CEOs Cry
Accountability, business ethics, ceos, Communication, company culture, corporate governance, corporate image, corporate responsibility, cry, Decision making, Employee morale, ethical standards, executive behavior, Havoc, Helldiver’s CEO, Helldivers, hilarious, Integrity, leadership, leadership style, Management, organizational structure, Professionalism, reputation, transparency, workplace environmentWelcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our CEO, Helldiver, is a total madman who once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it. Legend has it that he can mine obsidian with his bare hands and tame creepers to do his bidding.Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down rare mobs like the elusive rainbow sheep that drops a pot of gold when defeated.
But beware, Helldiver has been known to randomly spawn giant chickens that lay explosive eggs, so watch your back at all times. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Helldiver!