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  • The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

    The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

    We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

    Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

    Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

    But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP

    SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our storage upgrades are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of why that old Kingston Sata SSD was as slow as a snail riding a turtle. Rumor has it that the ghosts of ancient Minecraft players haunt its digital corridors, causing lag and frustration for all who dare to use it. But fear not, for with our new Adata NVME, we shall soar through the virtual world at lightning speed, leaving our HDD-like past behind us. So come join us on this epic journey of storage upgrades, ghostly encounters, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way. Who knows what mysteries await in our pixelated realm? Join now and find out for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Korm

    Korm

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.MineCraft server (KormKota) was created for our own people! 2.Only best friends play! 3.Survival + economy (there are jobs, buying and selling, rent)

    95.217.224.152:25701

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Free fall

    Free fall

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: 51.195.166.139

    51.195.166.139

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP