Hdd MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

organization, TV, Computer, Entertainment, hdmi cable

Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?

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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

SSD, CPU, windows, windows 7, retard

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP

SPEED, smp, comparison, data transfer, HDD

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our storage upgrades are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of why that old Kingston Sata SSD was as slow as a snail riding a turtle. Rumor has it that the ghosts of ancient Minecraft players haunt its digital corridors, causing lag and frustration for all who dare to use it. But fear not, for with our new Adata NVME, we shall soar through the virtual world at lightning speed, leaving our HDD-like past behind us. So come join us on this epic journey of storage upgrades, ghostly encounters, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way. Who knows what mysteries await in our pixelated realm? Join now and find out for yourself!

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MineCraftMastery98%

Mastery, GIFTED, SPECIALIZED, Superiority, Niche

Are you tired of being just average at everything? Do you want to show off your skills and dominate like a Minecraft pro? Look no further than our server, where 98% of players will bow down to your superior gaming prowess! Join us and become the ruler of the blocky world, where even the creepers fear your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your epic skills and leave the competition in the dust. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft god!

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DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

Oil Refinery, conflict escalation, russia, political dispute, energy security

haha so this server is like a crazy battlefield, just like Ukraine attacking a Russian oil refinery with drones! you can be a part of the chaos and destruction, blowing up stuff and causing mayhem on this server. join now if you want to be a drone pilot in Minecraft and show off your mad skills in a virtual war zone. come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

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BoomCraft: Drone Wars

explosions, Plants, refinery explosion, Russian refinery, Wars

lolz come join our server where we have more explosions than a russian refinery getting drone striked!!! watch as the world around you goes BOOM BOOM BOOM! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand! who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop explosions?!?!? BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!

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UltraLungDetect 2.0 – Pneumonia vs COVID

Artificial Intelligence, DETECTION, covid, ultrasound videos, machine learning

hey you, yeah you, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well guess what, our new AI can detect 97% of lung diseases! like, how crazy is that? it can even tell if you got pneumonia or COVID-19 just by looking at ultrasound videos. join now and let our AI save your virtual lungs while you build epic structures and battle creepers. trust me, you won’t find this kind of medical expertise on any other minecraft server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this lung-detecting party started!

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Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

henya, 1.20.3, Anal, mating, Realm

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where you can anal mating press henya to your heart’s content! And not just any henya, we’re talking top-tier, grade A henya here. You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the sheer joy of anal mating pressing henya on this server. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the henya mating pressing begin!

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NotAHeroJustBlocky

manly, household chores, NotAHeroJustBlocky, toxic masculinity, single parent

Are you tired of being forced to do “manly” tasks like house renovations, gardening, and electrical work just because your mom thinks you need to be a manly man? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the pressures of the real world by building your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do. No more being called gay for wanting to take a break or play video games – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can transport you to a world where moms are supportive, stepfathers do their fair share of the work, and you can finally feel loved and appreciated. So come on over and let’s build a world where you can truly be yourself – no judgment, just fun!

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NoH8JustM8Craft

hate, commonly used expression, pet peeve, abhor, grinds my gears

Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” all the time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of boring catchphrases! On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have banned the use of any overused expressions. They communicate solely through interpretive dance and elaborate hand gestures. Join us and never hear those dreaded words again!

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