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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1127 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 116 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
