HCF FAILS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	146	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

Cash, CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP, cashless society, consumerism, contactless payment, convenience, Currency, digital payment, Economy, finance, financial behavior, habits, mobile payment, MONEY, online shopping, payment, personal choice, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Transactions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

BELIEF, blocktopia, cause, Commitment, conviction, Dedication, devotion, diamonds, Die, life’s work, love, loyalty, Martyrdom, Mission, Passion, Principle, purpose, sacrifice, Selflessness, ultimate goal, ultimate sacrifice, unwavering commitment, VALUES

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Emeralds Found:	2271
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2343
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	953181

Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Western

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

Challenges, Chestshops, covid, ISLAND, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Other, Player Economy, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, UI, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

BROKEN, bug, bug fixing, bugs, Busters, computer bugs, error messages, glitches, glitchy software, IT issues, IT Support, ITT, malfunctioning, Minecraft, programming bugs, Server, software bugs, software glitches, software problems, software troubleshooting, system errors, technical issues, Troubleshooting

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ores Mined:	2661
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

#announcement, activities, Beginning, Continued support, Dead, Decisions, dreams, Fans, Fuga Ruki, Graduation, group, independent, Minecraft, Momotsuki Hagu, New UniVIRTUAL, shake up, Shinba Shiranuino, smp, Support, Uní, UniVIRTUAL, virtual, Vtuber, Vtuber Production, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	115
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Animals Bred:	83

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

advice needed, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Cultural differences, dad, dad argument, English as second language., family conflict, future plans, girlfriend conflict, language barrier, Living at home, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving out, relationship problems, saving money, Server, Visiting

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

#generous, Accommodating, bbq, candy, CHIPS, Costco, Debbie, disability, DisabilityCraft, Free stuff, Grateful, Halloween, Items, neighbor, neighbor kid, Options, potato chips, Rude, Special, special treatment, special treats, Treats, Upset

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Villages Defended:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	777773
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!