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Players:	93/500	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

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SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mines Excavated:	2956

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ores Mined:	5216

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	New Chunks Explored:	708918
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	3693	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

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Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5011	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.

Latina GF Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of being a total sperg in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to save you – a Latina girlfriend! That’s right, our server is filled with lovely Latina ladies who will not only help you build the coolest creations, but also save you from any embarrassing sperg moments. Join now and let the power of the Latina gf guide you to Minecraft greatness!