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PostSexPests Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, awkwardness, clean up, Communication, Cuddling, discomfort, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Frustration, hygiene, Interruptions, irritations, lack of connection, Mess, Minecraft, noise, Pet Peeves, post-sex, PostSexPests, sleepiness, smp, unmet expectations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic after sex parties ever! Like, after you finish mining and crafting all day, you can come chill with us and have a blast. We have fireworks, cake, and even a pet llama that tells jokes. And get this, after the party, we all jump into a pool of lava for funsies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the wildest after sex shenanigans in Minecraft history!

BlockBusterLaughs

10/10 movie, BlockBusterLaughs, cinematic masterpiece, cinematic perfection, exceptional filmmaking, highly recommended, movie magic, must see, must watch, once in a blue moon, once in a lifetime, once is enough, one and done, one time viewing, rare gem, top rated, top-notch, unforgettable, unforgettable experience, unforgettable storytelling, worth watching

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	238
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a 10/10 movie that should only be watched once – you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyKangarooPOW

albanese, Australian, Conflict, consequences, CraftyKangarooPOW, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Hostage, International, intervention, Military, Politics, Pow, RETALIATION, russia, Strongest action, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for ukraine against russia!! albanese is our leader and he vows to take the strongest action possible if any australian pow gets killed!! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most intense pvp you’ve ever seen!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and justice!! also, we have free cookies for all new players!! come on, what are you waiting for?? let’s go kick some russian butt in minecraft!! 🍪🚀🇺🇦

HappyCraft – The GFP Server

education, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, General Factor of Personality, GFP, Happiness, HappyCraft, income, INDIVIDUALS, intelligence, personal development, Personalient, personality traits, psychological well-being, relationships, Server, smoother relationships, social effectiveness, social intelligence, Social Skills, Traits, well-being

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4969	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Runes Activated:	7

join dis server if u wanna be a happy lil nugget! we got all da personalient individuals up in here, spreadin’ happiness like confetti at a party! our players got higher levels of GFP than a glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, makin’ dem happier than a pig in a mud bath.

we don’t care bout yo IQ or how much money u got in yo piggy bank, all we care bout is dat GFP, baby! our players got social skills smoother than butter on a hot biscuit, and emotional intelligence higher than a giraffe’s neck.

so come on down to our server and join da fun! make friends, build epic creations, and spread happiness like a glitter bomb at a unicorn parade. ain’t no place like dis server, where da sun always shines and da happiness never ends!

REDEFAMI

Bedwars, Brazilian, Buildbattle, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, murder, PvP, Rankup, Server, Skywars, thebridge

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Love Letters Sent:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Star Shards Collected:	218
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8613

Quality Brazilian minigames server – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP – Factions – Murder – BuildBalte

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Eden SMP

apply, Arcade, BUILD, community project, Eden, Environment, Farm, friendship, game night, Materials, multiplayer, rules, server-wide dragon fight, shopping district, smp, starter home, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Void Armor Forged:	30	Animals Bred:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Server Name	Eden SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Theme	Vanilla experience
Spawn Area	Meadows-themed, neutral ground for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the rules on the Eden SMP server?

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling. Do not use hacked clients or x-ray resource packs. Do not exploit glitches. Do not use derogatory language. Respect other players and the world terrain. Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight.

2. Can I build near the spawn town?

Yes, spawn coordinates are (0,0) and you are welcome to build a starter home nearby. There will also be a shopping district west of spawn for buying and selling materials.

3. How can I get involved in community builds?

Check the sign-up list for ideas or propose your own projects. If you’re building a farm in a shared space, it must be a community farm rather than personal.

4. What is the Community Arcade for?

The Community Arcade, located north of spawn, is for players to build games and potentially host game nights if there is enough interest.

5. How can I join the Eden SMP community?

Apply to join the community on our official form: Join Eden SMP

Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, debut outfit, Enchanted, fashion choices, fashion influencer, fashion inspiration, fashion statements, fashion trends, fashionista, iconic outfits, Isles, outfit ideas, outfit inspiration, outfit repeating, she’s gonna pull an Ina, style decisions, wardrobe choices

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	784767
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Animals Bred:	138	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are crazier than a creeper on steroids! They’ll make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget about mining for diamonds! Plus, the mods are as unpredictable as a baby zombie riding a chicken. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be epic! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyComebackz

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback insult, comeback joke, comeback line, comeback moment, comeback quote, comeback story, CraftyComebackz, epic burn, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult, quick wit, retort, savage comeback, sharp comeback, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	237

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!

Bear, BEWARE, build up, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, Geopolitics, German, germany, international relations, KrautCraft, major general, Military, military intelligence, military readiness, military strategy, nato, Russian, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warns

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, this german major general dude is all like, “yo, watch out for them russians, they be buildin’ up their military and stuff.” but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your pals?

imagine this, you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of russian soldiers show up and challenge you to a build battle. like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, our server has got your back with epic weapons and armor to help you defend your creations.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. i know, crazy, right? but that’s just how we roll on this server. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while also keeping an eye out for those sneaky russians.

TitanCraft MC

1.20.X, 1.8.X, Adventure, Dedicated Staff, engaging gameplay, fun gameplay, gaming experience, LifeSteal, mega-lifesteal, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, skilled staff, TitanCraft MC

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3124	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

TitanCraft MC is a mega-lifesteal Minecraft server compatible with versions 1.8.x through 1.20.x. Packed with exciting plugins, it’s designed to deliver an unforgettable gaming experience. What sets us apart? We prioritize hiring skilled and dedicated staff, and our focus is always on creating fun and engaging gameplay, not just profits like some other servers.

Join us today and be part of the adventure!

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