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RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	9009
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5061	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9367
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	430	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	114
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!