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Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

abuse of power, child abuse, Corruption, Crafty, CREEPERS, domestic abuse, endermen, federal government, FEMINISTS, gender inequality, gender-based violence, government accountability, housework, Lobbyists, Masters, Men, Misogyny, nepotism, patriarchy, political influence, sexism, social justice, toxic masculinity, violence against women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Buildings Constructed:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

NarutoCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja, waiting for Sasuke and Kishimoto to return!

Anime, anticipation, artists, collaboration, Comic, coming back, creative duo, Creators, creeper, EXCITEMENT, Fans, he, kishimoto, Manga, meets, NarutoCraft, ninja, Partnership, RETURN, return date, reunion, Sasuke, speculation, team-up, Waiting, Writers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Farms Harvested:	723
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of waiting for your favorite anime creators to come back with new content? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads directly to the anime dimension where you can hang out with all your favorite characters while you wait for the next season to drop! Join us now and become besties with Naruto and Sasuke while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs new episodes when you have a whole new world to explore with your anime pals? Join us today and say goodbye to boring wait times!

Crafty Avoidance Server: Where Even Creepers Can’t Find You /b/

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Chores, Confrontation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Decision making, distractions, escapism, fear, Find, mental health, procrastination, productivity, responsibilities, School, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, Server, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?

Blocky Breakups: Moving On in Minecraft

acceptance, Beloved, biboo, blocky, Breakups, Cancelling, Community, Emotional healing, gawr gura, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, koseki bijou, learning to move on, letting go, love, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Moving, moving forward, Opinions, streaming, Support, Thoughts, unsubscribing

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	510	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling empty inside after Gawr Gura left a hole in your heart? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void with Koseki Bijou! She’s like the girlfriend who knows she’s not as perfect as your ex, but loves you all the same. Join our server and say goodbye to Gawr Gura, because Koseki Bijou is here to stay!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Roam and Players Gnome! LOL

anticipation, anxiety, apprehension, Chaos, concern, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, doubt, Expectations, fear, Future, Gnome, lol, Mystery, nervousness, Players, Questioning, roam, Surprise, Suspense, trepidation, uncertainty, unease, unknown, worry

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, literally! Our server is home to a magical glitch that causes all pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and conquer the skies!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to boogie down with these groovy camelids and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the zombie pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team and perform daily water ballet shows for all to enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you don’t interrupt their routine!

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky wonders that await you. Who knows what other crazy surprises you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

aggression, American troops, American weapons, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, escalation, Future, Global, Happening, International, LolCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, prediction, Prophecy, turkey, TURMOIL, War, ww3

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventure is written in the stars! Join now for epic quests and battles!

Advanced Quest, Adventure, Battles, Campaign, Drop Rates, Epic, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, FateCraft, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO Raw Database, FGO x Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Join, Learning with Manga, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, News, Quests, Rateups, Servant Info, Stars, summon, The Floating Island of Innocents, Water Monsters Crisis, Written

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and advanced quests that will make your head spin!

Imagine a world where you can summon water monsters to fight by your side, just like in Fate/Grand Order! And don’t even get me started on the Water Monsters Crisis – it’s a battle like no other, set on a floating island of innocents!

But that’s not all – we have a special campaign where you can learn with manga and collaborate with FGO characters in ways you never thought possible! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this excitement and more?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JawlineCraft: Where Even Pixelated Players Can Have Perfect Jawlines!

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, evolutionary biology, facial features, genetics, hookup culture, Insecurities, jawline genetics, JawlineCraft, Jawlines, Masculinity, masculinity norms, perfect, physical appearance, pixelated, Players, relationships, self esteem, self worth, sexual attraction, societal expectations, societal standards

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Void Gems Collected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of being judged by your jawline in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, jawlines are irrelevant! In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique facial features, no matter how non-optimal they may be.

Join us and experience a world where jawlines don’t matter and everyone is free to express themselves however they please. Who needs a chiseled jaw when you can build epic structures and conquer the virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of players who have transcended the need for jawlines altogether. Legend has it that they possess unimaginable powers and can build jaw-dropping creations with just a flick of their wrist.

So why waste your time worrying about your jawline when you could be exploring a world where anything is possible? Join our server today and leave your jawline woes behind!

LOLcraft: Lucky Star Edition

Anime, anime girl’s, best friends, comedy, COSPLAY, Edition, friendship, Gaming, high school, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, LolCraft, luckier girls, Lucky, lucky charms, Lucky Star, Manga, Otaku, pair, school life, slice of life, star

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Villages Defended:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of being unlucky in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a pair of luckier girls who will bring you all the good fortune you need! These girls have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, and just being in their presence will increase your chances of finding diamonds by 1000% (results may vary). Join our server now and bask in the glow of these lucky ladies as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to have luck on your side – join us today!

FraudCraft: Where Liberals Can Practice Their Election Shenanigans and Build Their Corrupt Empires

Accountability, BUILD, challenge, Cheating, Competition, control, corrupt, Corruption, Deception, Democracy, dishonesty, election, election fraud, Empires, Fairness, FraudCraft, fraudulence, game on, Liberals, Manipulation, Politics, power, Practice, Shenanigans, strategy, Tactics, Voting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	6097	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you a liberal looking to hone your election fraud skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your shady tactics in a virtual world! Build your own voting machines, manipulate the results, and see if you can outsmart your opponents. Who needs real politics when you can rule the virtual world with your deceitful ways? Join now and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, the only thing we take seriously is winning…no matter the cost!